Pleasure, Martin; any time.

*Goes off to eat her chipolatas in the teapot.*



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If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.

lol, Just try it Martin...

<Lobs Toblerone after Ali>



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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Awwwe.

Parting with a toblerone. That's love, people!

Just try what? Oh the poke 'er game. Have you any other suitable targets?

Apart from the lovely Ali.



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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

(bites tongue)
I'm not going to make that joke on a family forum.

... Aren't you proud of me?

Anyway, I think Ptol has the stick.

Sorry. But I am pure of mind and oul and have no idea what you are talking about and I'm sure I didn't mean to be rude in any way whatsoever and that is why we should get thepointy stick and poke Kitten.



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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Bonzai Kitten said "I think, therefore I combust".

Women...*shakes head*.



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Well, because it is submersed in a marine environment, I've always called it the Going-Under-The-Water-Safely-Device.

Kitten, I'm very proud of you indeed. And yes, I do have the pointy stick *waves pointy stick in a faux-threatening manner towards Lennie for making disparaging remarks concerning women*

*shields eyes*
Put that thing away! This is a fffamily ffforum!



(Purely as a side note, smolder seems to be one of those American words without the u, because Dictionary.com lists both spellings...)



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Metaphors be with you!

*apologetically hands Punk back the U, dangling on the end of the pointy stick*

Puck has gone Punk? Interesting...

*stabs Ptolemy with spikey gelled hair*



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Metaphors be with you!

Hmmm…a prickly punk Puck, possibly pockmarked (from Ptolemy's pointy stick).

Pucks got the pox?



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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Crivvens, that means I must've just caught it as well, having been stabbed by Puck's hair. Ewwwww!

*departs cruel world by impaling himself on the pointy stick*

I must be mentally disturbed, because I found myself wondering exactly how that would work...

*vigorously shampoos*

*sings*
I'm gonna wash that man right out of my hair, and send him on his waaay!



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Metaphors be with you!

You can, in fact, be impaled on hair because (for instance) that's what a rhino's horn is made from.

That would certainly have an impact. And would probly itch, too.

*eats the toblerone* Cheers Martin!



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If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.