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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: HouseInTheWoods (81.102.13.---)
Date: July 20, 2009 01:13PM

...and the barman says, "We're closed for renovations. Come back in three days."

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So Lord Kitchener walks into a bar...

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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: July 23, 2009 08:52AM

....and the barman says, "I'm a little deaf - can you point at the one you want?"

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Just then William Blake walks into the bar..........

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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.range86-148.btcentralplus.com)
Date: August 19, 2009 03:07PM

...and the barman says "I liked your work with Atomic Rooster, but Dante is still waiting for you to finish that job for him."


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So, Salvador Dali walks into the bar.........

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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: HouseInTheWoods (81.102.13.---)
Date: August 20, 2009 04:07PM

...and the bartender asked, "Did you see a nun, a lawyer, and an Olympic swimmer wander in here from another thread?"

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So Lady Jane Grey walks into the bar....

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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: September 30, 2009 07:12PM

and the bartender says "Looks like reign to me, but don't worry I don't think it'll last long"

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So, Anne Boleyn walks into the bar...........

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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: HouseInTheWoods (81.102.13.---)
Date: October 01, 2009 09:38AM

...and the bartender says, "Sorry, but the new staff keep pulling beer without a head."

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So, Greyfriar's Bobby walks into a bar...

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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: instantkarmie (---.hsd1.wa.comcast.net)
Date: October 03, 2009 12:28AM

... and the bartender says, "You can sit here for 14 years, but you'll have to keep buying drinks."
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So The Stig walks into a bar...

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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: October 03, 2009 02:06PM

... and the barman says " ".

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So, Tiffany Dell walks into the bar...

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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: October 04, 2009 09:00AM

....and the barman says "...are we alone now?"

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so Jamie Oliver rides into the bar...

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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: October 28, 2009 11:25AM

... and the barman says "Fancy a pizza with your drink?"

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So, Jenson Button pits at the bar...

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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: MistyCat (---.dial.dyn.ihug.co.nz)
Date: November 15, 2009 06:58AM

... and the barman says, "Club soda for the designated driver?"


So, Godot walks into a bar ...

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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: November 15, 2009 08:34AM

... and the barman says "We've been waiting for you. Now get playing"

So, Dougie the pizza boy walks into a bar ...

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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: MistyCat (---.dial.dyn.ihug.co.nz)
Date: November 15, 2009 01:46PM

... and the barman says "Quick, behind the bar! (You're Hidin', right?)"

So, Jonathan Livingston Seagull flies into a bar ...

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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: November 15, 2009 05:18PM

.... and Neil Diamond, who was working as a temporary barman says "Go Bach to Richard"

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So, Jonathan Segal Chicken flies into the same bar

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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: MistyCat (---.dial.dyn.ihug.co.nz)
Date: November 18, 2009 01:18PM

... and the barman says, "You're here because there's no bar on the other side of the road, right?"

So, Rudolf Nureyev walks into a barre ...

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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (123.200.198.---)
Date: December 01, 2009 04:11AM

...and completely revolutionises the way bars work, allowing men to have the drinks with the complicated recipes and pretty umbrellas, even if they aren't gay.

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So Sir Digby Chicken Caesar walks into the bar



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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: December 08, 2009 08:32PM

...and the barman says Ginger left with your nemesis earlier.

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So, Dick Barton, hearing the music, walks into a bar.....

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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: steeljam (---.range86-157.btcentralplus.com)
Date: December 08, 2009 09:46PM

... and the barman said When I die my spirt will live on.

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Joint winner Colouring Competition 2007
and outright winner of the 3 time winner of the Ffestival Dodo Feeding competition.
Fforde Ffiesta Ffotos are here - [www.flickr.com]

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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (149.135.104.---)
Date: December 09, 2009 12:24PM

So Hamish MacBeth walked into the bar...



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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.253-225-36.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: December 14, 2009 10:45AM

...and the barman says turn on the TV John.

So Dr Rush walks into the bar...

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