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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Anne (81.171.227.---)
Date: January 24, 2007 05:11PM

... and scare off all the pink elephants.

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So Jacques Tati walks into a bar ...

Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: January 24, 2007 05:30PM

.. and the barman merely grunts for 90 minutes - but is hilarious.

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So Tommy Cooper walks into a bar.....

Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Lymond (---.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com)
Date: January 24, 2007 06:08PM

...goes up to the barman and says "I'll have a Whisky, sample, sample, whisky, sample..."

(that what you had in mind skids?)

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So Gandalf walks into the bar

Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Barefoot Andy (195.188.86.---)
Date: January 25, 2007 10:33AM

... and mumbles "confounded hobbits and their low rafters"

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Hans solo walks into a bar

Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: January 25, 2007 10:36AM

... and the barman says don't you dare shoot first.

-------(no, Lymond, it wasn't....)----<grins>------

A bunch of ewoks walk into a bar.........

Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Lymond (---.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com)
Date: January 27, 2007 01:29PM

...and the barman says "I believe they think I'm some sort of god"

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So Darth Vader walks into the bar...

Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.isnet.net)
Date: January 27, 2007 01:40PM

...which leaves a few people empty-handed.
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Spock walks into a bar....

Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (61.68.161.---)
Date: January 27, 2007 02:07PM

And is promptly smushed by a near-sighted orc.
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So Beck walks into a bar...

Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.isnet.net)
Date: January 28, 2007 03:51PM

and Fred gives him a call.

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A gang of orcs walk into a bar....

Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: DisturbinglyAvidFfordeWorshipper (---.kpunet.net)
Date: January 28, 2007 07:25PM

...and the barman, oh damn. Never mind.

Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Barefoot Andy (195.188.86.---)
Date: January 29, 2007 11:21AM

So Captain Malcolm Reynolds walks into a bar

Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.bur.dialup.dodo.com.au)
Date: January 29, 2007 02:44PM

And the kitten, when finished with the swooning, insists on buying him a drink. Then another. And another. And asks the real reason the series was cancelled.
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Nathan Fillion *also* walks into the bar...

Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: January 29, 2007 04:36PM

...and the barman says "Didn't I just see you with BK?"

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Defrocked priest Caleb walks into the bar.....

Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: 198505 (---.cable.ubr04.pres.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: January 29, 2007 09:19PM

And the bar man curls up on the floor and dribbles

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So Minnesota Ryan ([urlhttp://uk.imdb.com/title/tt0120815/fullcredits[/url] scroll down it's there somewhere) walks into the bar

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Blood! Death! War! Rumpy pumpy! Triumph!

Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: January 30, 2007 10:41AM

.......and the barman runs around in circles, flapping his arms and says "Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich."

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So, Friedrich Wilhelm Murnau walks into the bar...........

Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (61.68.165.---)
Date: January 30, 2007 11:55AM

And yells at Willem Dafoe for eating his cameraman.

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So a giant marionette dances swanlake into the bar...

Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Lymond (---.abdn.ac.uk)
Date: January 31, 2007 12:30PM

...and collapses, gasping for breath. The Russian Barman looks at it and says "Thatís a nasty coughski you've got there!"

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So Einstein walks into the bar...

Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: DisturbinglyAvidFfordeWorshipper (---.gci.net)
Date: February 01, 2007 06:39AM

...at the speed of light, and it takes him no time at all.


So the Queen walks into the bar...

Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: February 01, 2007 07:35AM

... and the barman says "The Oscar is yours for sure."

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So Prince Charles walks in the bar.............

Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (61.68.166.---)
Date: February 01, 2007 12:37PM

Congratulates the barman on being a barman,
'Well done, 'How long have you been a barman? Do you like being a barman? That's very interesting. Jolly good"

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So Lola Montez walks into the bar...

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