...and runs from all the lawyers, including his doppelgaenger.
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Skidmarks limps into a bar with a steering-wheel around his neck and a gear-stick in his hand....

...and the barman says "one for the road?"
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So James Hutton walks into the bar...

... and the barman says, "Do you ,want your drink on the rocks?"

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So Alexander Fleming walks into the bar....

(edited to spell his name correctly!)



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and the barman says "You look like a different mould from the usual!"

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So Marie Curie walks into the bar....

... And the barman lines her up with 84.

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So Asmodar walks into the bar...

BK, you seemed to have killed this one! Do you mean Asmodai? I know that name but cannot find Asmodar anywhere!

Yeah, just bad typing. Who'd have thought mentioning demons would kill the thread?

Almost as bad as squirrels!

.... and the barman says "I read about you in some old book. I loved it To bit(s)"

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So, George McFly walks into a bar...

...and the barman says "brutus is over in the corner"

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So Douglas Bader 'walks' into the bar....

...and the barmans says "any more trouble from you and I will confiscate both of them!"

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So, Freiherr Manfred von Richthofen walked into a bar........

And the barman says "What brings you to this barren waste"?


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So, Dan Dare walks into a bar......

...and the barman says "I'll be watching you like a hawk!"

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so the munchbunch walk into the bar....

(loved the "Hawk" reference. Did you know that there were 2 separate Munch Bunches?)


...and the barman says "You're too Fruity!"

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So, Johnny Vegas and Monkey walk into a bar..........

And the barman says "Let me give you a little tip....."



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So, Kate Moss walks into a bar....

(No i didn't realise, Skidmarks, the Munch Bunch I was refering to was from the Pippin comic oh so long ago, wheres the other lot from?)


...and the barman whispers aside, "If she were in here any more, she take root!"

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So, Faust walks into the bar...



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... and the barman says, "Are you feeling happy tonight?"

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So, Shilpa Shetty walks into a bar...

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...and the barman says "Your're looking a bit Jaded tonight"

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So, Robert Johnson walks into a bar...

... saying "I'd sell my soul for a bourbon"

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So HR Giger walked into the bar

...and the barman said "So, that'll be an absinthe and a brain salad chaser, then sir?"

(see HR Giger website - there's a brand of absinthe with a Giger picture on the label)

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Kaiser Soze walks into a bar...

and the barman says, "Captain Renault is looking for you."

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So, Emerson, Lake and Palmer walk in to a bar.........