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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: July 11, 2007 09:27AM

SPOILER ALERT!! SPOILER ALERT!! SPOILER ALERT!!

..and the barman says didn't you used to be Derek Jacobi? (hidden text)

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So Gene Hunt walks into a bar........

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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Barefoot Andy (195.188.86.---)
Date: July 11, 2007 11:49AM

and doesn't even react to the fact that it's an iron bar (he's just that tough), and uses it to beat up some pansies.
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So Dr Jekyll goes into a bar...

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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: picard1109 (---.glfd.cable.ntl.com)
Date: July 11, 2007 10:13PM

and the barman says "Quick! Everybody Hyde!"


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So, Quasimodo walks into a bar...

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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: July 12, 2007 07:22AM

... and the barman shouts "What'll it be? Bells, by any chance?"

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So Brian May walks into a bar.....

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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: picard1109 (---.glfd.cable.ntl.com)
Date: July 15, 2007 05:19PM

and the barman says "We keep the Moet & Chandon in a pretty cabinet. Fancy a pint instead?"


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So, Keith Moon walks into a bar...



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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Lymond (---.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com)
Date: July 16, 2007 07:21PM

and the barman says "Whos that?"

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So, Bill Hicks walks into the bar...

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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: OC Not (68.121.255.---)
Date: July 19, 2007 07:37PM

and the barman shouts "FREE BIRD!"

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So Indiana Jones walks into the bar...

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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: RookeeAlding (68.208.65.---)
Date: July 19, 2007 08:59PM

And the barman says "let me guess.. rolling rock."


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So a zoo keeper walks in to a bar.

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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: July 20, 2007 07:42AM

...and the barman says, "Zukipah! long time no see!"

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So a white horse walks into the bar.............

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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (149.135.109.---)
Date: July 20, 2007 12:19PM

and the barman says "I'll chalk it up on your slate"

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So Stewie Griffen walks into the bar...

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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Lymond (---.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com)
Date: July 25, 2007 05:21PM

...and the barman says "sorry no children"

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so Lord Byron walks into the bar...

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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Lymond (---.range86-131.btcentralplus.com)
Date: August 12, 2007 09:47PM

one Lord Byron for a Percy Shelley? any takers???

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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: The Cookster (217.154.169.---)
Date: August 13, 2007 01:41PM

<Graciously accepting the Shelley option>

..... and the barman says, "In here to drown your sorrows, Percy? Shall I get you a schooner?"

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So Madonna walks into the bar ....

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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Mrs Next (---.bradford.gov.uk)
Date: August 13, 2007 03:12PM

and pointedly asks the barman for two large ones


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So, John Grisham walks into a bar

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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: August 15, 2007 06:20PM

... and the barman says "what, no lawyers with you?"

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So Lord Vimes walks into a bar............

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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: The Cookster (217.154.169.---)
Date: August 20, 2007 03:45PM

....... and the barman says, "A zombie, by any chance?"

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So Peter Kay walks into a bar ........

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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: ibborobb (194.203.72.---)
Date: August 21, 2007 04:49PM

... and the barman says "Pepsi Max?"

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So, Shane Warne walks into a bar .....

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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: OC Not (---.socal.res.rr.com)
Date: August 24, 2007 12:15PM

and the barman says "these american girls have no idea who you are!"

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so skidmarks walks into the bar...

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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: August 26, 2007 09:10AM

....and the barman says "Free drinks all night for you!"

worth atry..........
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So the ghost of Frank Zappa walks into a bar.....

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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: The Cookster (217.154.169.---)
Date: August 28, 2007 02:53PM

........ and the barman says, "We STILL don't serve spirits in here!"

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So Angus Young walks into a bar ........

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