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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: switchbadger (---.telkom-ipnet.co.za)
Date: November 17, 2009 09:21AM

... frightened mollusc looking for its undergarments.


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I always get confused when...

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You can't spell "fundamental" without "fun", "damn" and "mental."

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: November 17, 2009 10:03AM

...bull charges into a china shop.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Forget how it looks, how does it...

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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: MistyCat (---.dial.dyn.ihug.co.nz)
Date: November 18, 2009 11:55AM

... taste with non-tomato ketchup or catsup without a tomato source?

Take one skinless torque wrench, one leafless cabbage, three peeled balloons and ...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: November 18, 2009 12:11PM

....leave the treehouse immediately

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where there's muck there's ........

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: ibborobb (194.203.72.---)
Date: November 18, 2009 12:18PM

....Speckles looking guilty.


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Flash, I love you ...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: November 18, 2009 12:50PM

...but we only have 15 minutes to clean this kitchen.

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Gordon's a ...............

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: HouseInTheWoods (81.102.13.---)
Date: November 18, 2009 01:03PM

...brand of London Dry gin produced in the United Kingdom and under license in New Zealand and several other former British territories.

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Yes, we have no...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: November 19, 2009 10:00AM

...skinned balloons today.

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Daylight come and I wanna ....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: November 19, 2009 10:10AM

.....get back to my coffin." said the Count

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Reggae, reggae, reggae, here comes..........

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: MistyCat (---.dial.dyn.ihug.co.nz)
Date: November 19, 2009 12:34PM

... the beat, rock steady
With glass and jug and keg, I
toast the beat, and Bob, and Pete ... Oooh, something shiney! Man, I'm hungry.

Marley was living-impaired, but ...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: February 11, 2010 10:20AM

.........that did not stop him donning the dog suit and starring alongside Owen Wilson for a remake of Scrooge

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Night is generally my time for ...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.253-239-202.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: February 11, 2010 11:29AM

...making sandcastles

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I wanna be rich, I want ...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: bunyip (---.static.dsl.dodo.com.au)
Date: February 22, 2010 12:19PM

...to own my own universe to count the grains of sand to discover if there are more grains of sand than universes.

Either that or get my head sorted out.


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Time maketh the.....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: March 01, 2010 09:13AM

.......we would have invented aeroplanes by now.

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You can't judge a book by its......

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: MuseSusan (---.nycap.res.rr.com)
Date: March 01, 2010 02:38PM

…table of contents. I mean, sure, it may SAY that Chapter 1 starts on page 3, but how can we ever REALLY know?

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I'm singing in the…

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: MistyCat (---.dial.dyn.ihug.co.nz)
Date: March 02, 2010 02:34AM

... somewhat forlorn hope that a passing Talent Scout will seize on my herniated cacophony as the new, in sound and press huge amounts of money into my waiting hand.

Wishing without working is...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: March 02, 2010 10:16AM

...very close to the Mission Statement of The National Lottery

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give me a lever and a place to stand and.............

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: ibborobb (194.203.72.---)
Date: March 04, 2010 12:32PM

... I shall start the world's smallest lever exhibition, 50p a pull.

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Salt, pepper, vinegar, mustard .....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: March 09, 2010 08:25AM

....a good slug of olive oil and the zest and juice from a lime makes a good easy salad dressing.

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If I ruled the world............

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: March 09, 2010 02:01PM

....I'd use a bendy ruler - otherwise the task would prove impossible.

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The man in the moon....

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