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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: ibborobb (217.196.236.---)
Date: December 28, 2010 12:23PM

...not in high definition. I think that last jagerbomb may have been a mistake.

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The best cure for a hangover is ....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.253-233-128.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: December 30, 2010 06:35AM

wisdom and experience, and the ability to learn from mistakes.

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What separates us from the animals is...




Part time Quantum Elephant hollower

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: bunyip (---.pa.vic.optusnet.com.au)
Date: December 31, 2010 02:28AM

...is the moat and the barbed wire fence set up to protect them.


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There comes a time in each....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: December 31, 2010 04:55AM

... Christmastide, usually around Easter, when the left-overs are all gone.

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The situation should secure your ...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.asa.utk.edu)
Date: January 04, 2011 03:13PM

... belief in paranormal activities.

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Last time I saw Uncle Jim, he ...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: January 10, 2011 03:56PM

Was ignoring uncle bones explain how he was 'dammit jim' a doctor, not a rollerblade champion.

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We are the champions my friend, and we'll...




Part time Quantum Elephant hollower

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: January 12, 2011 11:40AM

....have a devil set aside for you, for you.

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And She's buying a stairway ...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: January 12, 2011 12:28PM

..chairlift from Stanna

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the advantage of a bungalow is.......

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Marit (159.190.251.---)
Date: January 13, 2011 02:06PM

...that during the rest of the bungy jump, the only way is up.

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There's something beating here inside my body, and...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: gailfus (192.227.62.---)
Date: January 13, 2011 05:15PM

...I think it may be some bad prawns.



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Money can't buy me...

Cheers,

gailfus

"In the absence of clearly defined goals we become strangely loyal to performing daily acts of trivia." - Unknown

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: January 14, 2011 12:52PM

...., diamonds are much more likely to produce a positive response.

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Bribery is to commerce what....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.asa.utk.edu)
Date: January 14, 2011 06:16PM

chocolate is to a diet.

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We have too much snow! I wish...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: January 15, 2011 12:18PM

...that this summer would end.

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I've got a new job on the ...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: January 17, 2011 10:04AM

Tyne.*

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Sittin' in a sleazy snack-bar.....



* this post comes with free earworm - enjoy.



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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: xmorpheus (86.47.144.---)
Date: January 17, 2011 10:58AM

....watching the chocolate melt and munching on the shortbread bit

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I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my......

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: January 17, 2011 11:11AM

...brand new combine harvester.

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I like driving in my car, it's not quite a ...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: xmorpheus (86.47.144.---)
Date: January 17, 2011 04:38PM

...pair of roller skates, but it does have a brand new key.

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Three six nine, the goose drank wine, the monkey.....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: January 18, 2011 12:42PM

took it back, and said "that's mine".

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Clap, clap

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: xmorpheus (86.47.144.---)
Date: January 20, 2011 01:33PM

...is the sound of two hands clapping. The sound of one hand clapping is "cl"

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one two three o'clock, four o'clock rock
five six seven o'clock, eight o'clock........

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.196.192.11.threembb.co.uk)
Date: January 20, 2011 05:47PM

......is when They Live

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Ready? I was born........

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