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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: bunyip (---.static.dsl.dodo.com.au)
Date: March 17, 2010 02:18AM

...has been defenestrated and Selene is back in control.


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Fings ain't wot....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.hsd1.tn.comcast.net)
Date: March 28, 2010 12:43AM

the sign in the window said they would be.

There ought to be a warning sign for this fforum. Something along the lines of "Caution! Highly addictive nonsense! Run away! Run away!"

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You look familiar. Did we...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: March 28, 2010 08:04AM

....exchange paint in the carpark last year.

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the first step in beating an addiction is.....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: MistyCat (---.dial.dyn.ihug.co.nz)
Date: March 28, 2010 10:55AM

... easy, it's the Nextian step that's difficult.

But if this is the hand-grenade pin, then...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.hsd1.tn.comcast.net)
Date: March 28, 2010 07:05PM

... someone's been to SommeWorld.

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The point to walking in circles is ...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Imaiereh (---.thoms3.vic.optusnet.com.au)
Date: March 30, 2010 03:35PM

you will never get lost, even when drunk.


When someone tries to eat......

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: MistyCat (---.dial.dyn.ihug.co.nz)
Date: April 16, 2010 08:32AM

When someone tries to eat...... something bigger than their head, certain topological and recursive rules come into play.

"Hell!" said the duchess, expectorating on the ceiling...

<not my original>

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.hsd1.tn.comcast.net)
Date: April 17, 2010 01:53AM

...I've had too much Stumpy Scrumpy to drink!

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Ah, finally! There is my chair...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: April 17, 2010 11:18AM

....Huzzah! (Oh sorry, you wrote chair, not cheer.)

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If life serves you lemmings.............

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: April 17, 2010 11:57AM

....then make pies with the remains.

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see you later when ....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: MuseSusan (---.nycap.res.rr.com)
Date: April 21, 2010 04:28AM

…the last trumpet sounds.

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Betty bought a bit of butter but she found the butter bitter. So…

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: April 21, 2010 10:07AM

...she said "Silly sausage!" and sent same to Sally.

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The pies to the left have..........

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.asa.utk.edu)
Date: April 27, 2010 09:15PM

molded, by this time.

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When life hands you lemons...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: April 28, 2010 12:20AM

...make lemon meringue pie!

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According to Munsell, apart we.........

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: MistyCat (---.dial.dyn.ihug.co.nz)
Date: April 28, 2010 05:07AM

... have different points of hue.

My blurple reblonger has a damaged...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.asa.utk.edu)
Date: May 13, 2010 02:51PM

... report on the rebellion of color, I'll have to start over.

The squirrels are celebrating! They've just ...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: May 14, 2010 01:13PM

...got a lovely bunch of coconuts.

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And yes we have no ....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: May 15, 2010 05:29PM

.........tomorrows Credits and apologies to Kevin Ayers


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My old man said..................

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: MistyCat (---.dial.dyn.ihug.co.nz)
Date: May 15, 2010 09:25PM

...... much that taught me fings never were wot they used to be.

If steamrollers don't roll steam......

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.197.138.7.threembb.co.uk)
Date: July 14, 2010 10:11PM

....how do they get such nice creases in the road?

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The last Doctor will...........

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