Shatner, was a surprising choice but also one of the most popular.

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A is for Amy who fell down the stairs,
B is for

...Business News: The Reading Gingerbread Index has fallen for the third consecutive day meaning that local are now ...

...in fear of spammers.

Anyone seen my spammer? I last saw it...

...well I can't exactly remember where, but I was buying boots

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Why can you never find a @#$%& handbag when..............


**** If you are using a Microsoft operating system download the latest patch - NOW - it stops a nasty which has infected some icons and is really not what you want. PM me if you want the whole gory story

...looking for new threads. And finding that old ones are still fun.

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If they are called Ugh Boots they must be made of ....

...the imagination of one seriously ugly fashion dude.

The next fashion craze will...

.....appear here soon: the only way to sell this junk is by spamming

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Now that we are approaching Christmas..............

.....the momentum should become self-sustaining.

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Hope is one of the ....

hardest things to hold on to, and to give up.

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If you can't be a good example...

(Which can be right up there with "If you haven't got anything good to say...")
<grin>

.... at least try to be a passable "for instance".

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You just call out my name and you know ....

.... that I'm on call ($125/hr + $0.95/km).

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We do Anything, Anywhere ....

.... Anyhow, but NOT Anytime. No time travel with us. That only leads to troubles, you know.

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Why don't you spend your next holiday ....

... riding the Oriental Express. (I was going to say "Reading Express" as it sounded better, but apparently it's a team, not a train...)

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The last time I saw a train...

( <BamBamBam> (Head on desk.) I *just* "got" "ibborobb". Just Now. <BamBamBam> Yeah, sometimes I'm a little slow...) (good screen name, by the way.)

...the bride wouldn't let us ride on it.

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It will be alright..............

... said Fred.

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I'm getting married in ...

... a bath full of beans and my next of kin.


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Ma-widge .....

... is what bwings us togewer today.

Leftover horseradish icecream...

... is redundant. Bleah.

What I really wanted was...

...........a Chaos cloak

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If he is mostly dead.........

..., my drow thief slits his throat and loots the body while the party isn't looking.

............................

you rolled a...

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Part time Quantum Elephant hollower