<admires the domesticated ES>

<ponders the wonders of cloning>

<departs in search of cotton candy>

<leaves inpenetrable message as Fforum roadblock>



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<puts hand in left pocket, finds hedgehog-sized prosthetic leg, puts this on floor>

<ponders impenetrable message>

<scratches head>

<ponders impenentrable message also>

<sees more people ponder the message>

<realises that as the number of ponderers approaches infinity, the message doesn't get any less impenetrable>

<clones cotton candy>

<wonders why he has sprouted a fourth ear>

<postulates potential paradox-penetrating power of preponderance of ponderers>

<consumes cloned cotton candy clumps>

<drinks more Stumpy Scrumpy>

<postpones pondering>

<returns briefly>

<is astounded by dullness of imponderable ponderers>

<wanders off, aghast>

<puts hand in right pocket, finds rechargeable drill>

<uses drill to penetrate message>

<looks around to see if others stop pondering>

<starts looking for the mentioned ghast>

<hopes that it is not the rumoured Gormen>

<sees queue at roadblock, sidesteps off road and detours through woods>

<ponders ponderers>

<borrows MC's Stumpy Scrumpy, throws a few drops onto roadblock>

<roadblock melts>

<hands Scrumpy back to MC with a "it's *your* stomach" look>

<gives a worried glance at growing cloud of cotton candy>

<wonders if we'll ever see CR again, since he stepped off the path...>

<hears werewolves howling in the distance>

<erects sign pointing to the nearest pub>

<wonders if The Slaughtered Lamb customers are friendly>

<invents a lamp burning Stumpy Scrumpy>

<erects a couple of lanterns in the underbrush to keep the monsters away>

<is a bit nervous there will soon be a CO2 duty collector around>

<continues wandering in the wood>

<unable to find way back to the one true path ...>

<misses dartboard>

<wonders who gave ibborobb darts>

<pokes Speckles gently, in hopes that he will yodel so CR can find his way home>

<looks around for a horn to blow, can't find one, figures it's against the rules to have one since they make so much noise>

<wonders if a ukulele is in the treehouse>

<feeds a little cotton candy to Speckles in hopes that he will eat more of the cloud and keep it under control>

<admires new lanterns>

<sees the light ...>

<finds sign to the "Mauled Mutton">

<Wipes down bar & polishes glasses in anticipation of customers>

<remembers eyesight is twenty-twenty. Stops polishing glasses>

<follows sign>

<[Five Minutes Later ...] realises that sign is stationary / stationery>

<Unfollows sign for not posting enough updates on Twitter>

<Heads in the direction indicated by arrow ... into the light>

<Wishes ES clone would stop making howling noises every time the moon appears.>
<worries about CR's non- emergence from the wood.>
<gets bag of dirty laundry from CR's infinite luggage and gives it to Speckles to smell.>
<encourages Speckles to go on man hunt in wood.>
<give up.>
<heads of to friendly looking country pub to see a man about a dog.>

<wonders if it is wise for geg to see a man about to be a dog when the moon is full>

<emerges for wood>

<sees shady looking pub, with elephant loitering outside>

<ponders pile of dirty laundry>

<Is offered deaf, 9 month old bull dog on time share basis, realises Slaughtered Lamb is actually portal to "the real world", leaves hastily and in some distress.>
<Is delighted to find CR just outside, assumes Speckles did his bit, and therefore rewards him with bananas.>