<recognises dirty laundry, hurriedly collects it in large bag>

<heads back to fountain, leading Speckles>

<puts lid back on barrel of oak-aged stumpy scrumpy>

<thinks about relocating>

<Can't resist stealing barrel of stumpy scrumpy and pouring into fountain - just to see what will happen.>

<is mystified>

<empties clothes into fountain>

<tries to persuade Speckles to agitate clothes in water>

<watches Speckles step into the fountain>



<sets up condensing apparatus to try to unmistify ES>

<notices ES's very brief last message>

<Wonders what will happen when CR produces the condensed version of ES>

<suspects "e">

<elaborates>

<adds soap flakes to fountain>
<wonders about strange bubbling in the water>

<celebrates unmistyfied ES>
<goes in search of Stumpy Scumpy to add body to condensed ES>

<Adds hot water to see if it's only woolly mammoths that shrink>

---

Part time Quantum Elephant hollower

<wanders by, wonders when the fountain got changed into a hot tub. bubble bath. sauna? not sure what that is.>

<builds fire, pulls out blanket. gets popcorn and popper out of cabinet. melts a little butter. wraps up near fire, pops corn, sprinkles with butter and salt. pours into several bowls, picks up one and munches yummy popcorn.>

<points at other bowls, offering to share.>

<gets up, wanders further, continues exploration of treehouse.>

<remembers what happened to last group that tried to explore treehouse>

<sees odd look on Egon's face, wonders what he is worried about>

<tries to decide which door to open next>

<decides enough time has gone by>

<goes in search of VM>

<leaves a trail of breadcrumbs>

< Returns to Treehouse to discover that a bonfire placed dangerously close to Stumpy Scrumpy fountain, and that somebody has been emptying the breadbins all over the floor.>
<Goes to library to find Health and Safety manual for Treehouse.>

<notices crumbs>

<cleans up with cordless vacuum-cleaner>

<realises catch was left on compass>

<changes name to 'Jungle'>

<Spends many hours in library trying to find comprehensive H & S manual, finally finds small leaflet scrunched behind radiator, containing the one line: "Whatever you do don't go exploring alone, ever, even if you have a compass.">

<Rushes back to witness CR emptying full bag of cordless vacume-cleaner on to the ground.>

<collects randomly distributed detritus, puts into black plastic rubbish bag, ties bag top with vacuumless cord and places at kerb.>

<prepares unexpected surprise (ignoring both tautological and oxymoronic implications) by moving to left field in order to later come out of same whilst clutching copy of Oolan Caloophid's blockbuster publication "Good Grammar and what she done wrong," without disclosing nature of surprise.>

<continues drinking from leaking barrel of Stumpy Scrumpy.>

<drinks more.>

<denies implications of alchololololism, stating (using slightly slurred non-direct speech terminology) the carefully reasoned and irrefutable argument "Hic."

<drinks a further quantity of Stumpy Scrumpy best described as "not less.">

<drinks>

<thinks>

<...>

<drinks>

<discards empty cordless hoover>