<Watches queue of orderlies in white uniforms trail over Treehouse floor>

<Hands out fake platypus bills to orderlies>

<becomes annoyed at being billed for a fake platypus and being mistaken for an orderly>

<looks for some disorderlies to achieve Treehouse balance>

<points out that if you placed the orderly, you have to pay the bill>

<cackles madly and starts singing "they're coming to take me away ha ha">

<puts in earplugs and pretends the silence has not been disturbed>

<wonders why ES is wearing the white uniform of an orderly - he could easily be mistaken for one>

<turns clothes inside out>

sees ES with inside out white coat

is reminded of rarer marsupial

produces quokka filling for pie

snakes out of treehouse stage left for tiger snake and taipan recipe

<ties ESs extra long sleeves up behind his back to prevent tripping hazard>

<adds quoll to rare marsupial mix>

<Places Do Not Eat the Cane Toad signs, at a average quoll height.>
<Places another at average ES height.>
<Suspects CR has failed to teach his quolls to read.>
<Sets up school.>

<hands some pie to Xm to hopefully silence the singing>

<worries it is Cane Toad pie, but it can't be helped>

<wonders what fashion mag ES has been reading>

<gets out broom to chase away orderlies>

<hands some more pie to Xm to enhance the gagging experience>

<is chased by crazed loon with menacing broom>

<decides to take extreme measures to avoid being mistaken for an orderly and dons pirate hat>

<hands parrot, cutlass, eye patch and peg leg to ES, to complete outfit>

<is startled by menacing-looking thylacine pie>

<wonders why anyone would teach pie filling to read>

<Looks around nervously at mention of tiger>

<Is utterly irritated by the sight of a Pirate Orderly. Orderly Pirates - fears this is the Beginning of The End.>

<Hopes parrot will come in useful for feeding Circus Tiger>

<wonders why one is being stalked>

<adds further layer of disguise via fake nose>

<wonders how one would *know* one was being stalked, around here...>

<admires Egon's new sparkly red nose>

<knits him a scarf to match>

<nudges parrot away from geg, and away from anything thylacine-looking>

<nudges dogs away from parrot>

<decides to resume dog walk>

<hands VM a yo-yo to enable walking the dog>

<attaches rear-view mirror to assist stalker detection>

<takes batch of yo-yos to the picnic...>

< Realises Feb 14 is nearly upon us, meaning it must be time for the Great Treehouse Marsupial Race.>
<Suddenly understands the need for the Treehouse to fill up with Orderlies as suspects it will be a messy affair.>
<Wonders who has the best price on a Quoll win.>
<Wonders how best to drug the Thylacine>
<Really hopes VM isn't going to try the whole "tying a bag on to the front of a dog and pretending its a marsupial" trick again.>

Had forgotten Great marsupial Race

Enters with three bandicoots, two rock wallabies and a bilby in a gum tree

discards gum tree

sings "Wattle I do when you are gone and I am blue........'

fears turning into very cold smurf

exits for port and chocolate

<Enters race with an opossum in full body armour.>

<Discovers this makes it look like a very slow armadillo.>

<Hopes bunyip will soon return with port and chocolate.>

<makes clear to marit that bunyip has left for port & chocolate, to avoid sharing>

<makes sign "exists for port and chocolate" and hangs around marit>

<straps booster rocket to quoll>

<holds taper and zippo at the ready>