Man runs into a dentists and says to the receptionist:
"you've got to help me, I think I'm a moth!"

"I'm sorry sir, this is a Dental Surgery; you quite clearly require psychiatric assistance. Why on earth did you come in here?"

"Your light was on".

No jokes, but reading the thread title I would just like to note that I absolutely LOVE the way that Dara O'Briain says "Hilarious"
Whenever I see or hear it I immediately think of him saying it, I just love his accent!

My wife is a sex object - I ask her for sex and she objects

Anyone a fan of the Goons? Spike milligan etc?
Fantastic stuff!

Spike Milligan's Best Of DVD is hilarious. It's just my style of humour.

There's a point where Spike and Michael Parkinson are almost taking turns to stifle their laughter because it's just so silly. I love it.

++makes note to get++

I have a lot of the Goon Shows but little else. Read a fdair amount of his stuff though.

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

nemades Wrote:
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> No jokes, but reading the thread title I would
> just like to note that I absolutely LOVE the way
> that Dara O'Briain says "Hilarious"
> Whenever I see or hear it I immediately think of
> him saying it, I just love his accent!


oooh. Me too.

:D

I love the Goon show and the randomness- I love spare knees! Sentient christmas puddings and people hiding in piano strings!
Yay ^_^

Two weasels are sitting on a bar stool.
One starts to insult the other one.
He screams, "I slept with your mother!"
The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do.
The first again yells, "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!"
The other says, "Go home dad you're drunk."

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To meet clandestinely with Kofi Anan.

Why did the me post on this thread?

Apparently to kill it dead for all eternity!

Daffy, you are living in a time warp! It was only a day.............

Woo WOO WOO cha cha cha cha... WAOW WAOW!

I deify you all to one-up my ASCII transposition of the Who theme.

No need to 'deify' all of us; some of us are Gods already.

I did that on purpose.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

classic. :)

Dubba de Dub, Dubba de dubb dubba de dub WAH WAH!

Hang on, I did the Dr. Who theme in another thread a while ago. I will try to find it

oh i am so glad dead baby jokes have not found their way here. they're disturbing.