mojave: the ring around the lips left by my last mocha.

define: rennaisance

Renaissance: giving birth,to twins

Define:devine

Devine: fecal matter disposal system

Define camp

camp: queer MP (Arn't they all?)



define: circumlocution

Circumlocution: a religious observance whereby the tip of the tongue is cut off.

Define: neuralgia

Neuralgia: The recollection of painful memories.

Define: ticketing

Ticketing: The procedure by which people are allocated into their true demographic groups at musical events.

Define: Flamboyant

Flamboyant: What small children do in the garden, with a magnifying glass, on a sunny day.

Define: Persiflage

Persiflage: the best flag cleaning detergent

Define: Aromatic

Aromatic: a machine for dispensing smells at defined intervals (c.f. Curry, sprouts)

Define sprouts

sprouts: mystic vegetable of the Universe - well RRs anyway. Often considered included in Geneva convention against cruelty to prisoners.

obs: sprout: past tense of Spring - used in UK a lot if you blink too long at the end of the cold rainy season and before the warm rainy season.


Define: dyslexia

How do we know if it is really spelt like that?

dyslexia --> laid sexy --> xy ladies

'that' is T - H - A - T and is pronounced 'DIFFERENTLY' which just goes to show that there is no logic to English pronunciation.

I thought skids was implying that dyslexia was a variey of wheat.


To get back on track,

Define: split-ends

Split-ends: A form of neurotic anxiety


Define: Prance

Prance: a large European country where nobody walks

Define spelt
or is that too corny?

Spelt: the inedible, dry, scaly protective casings of the seeds of cereal grain

Define: Threshing

Threshing: trying with some difficulty to get through a doorway or similar threshold.


Define: Cookies

cookies: bikkies with a US accent.
or
bombs that will give you a blast


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define: proletariat

Proletariat: French word for being in favour of the location of Terrence.


Define:Igneous