Ignition: What happens when you meet a person, where you feel as though you have known them for many years, despite having only just met them.



Define: Yawn

Yawn: anything that ain't mine.


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Define: expression

Expression: recently disbanded Ironing Union.
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Define: Mutiny.

mutiny - very small Greek letter

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define ambidextrous

Ambidextrous - The inability to write a screenplay/novel with either hand

define - Alligator

Alligator - an extended fable involving a crocodile

Define: trousers

Trousers: A twin set of telescopes


Define: Quisling

(Hi Bruce!)

Quisling: The irritating little swot who came with his parents to the pub trivia night, and is getting everything right for them.


Define: Whiskey

Whiskey: a small piece of metal that opens the lock on the lavatory door.


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Define: effusive



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effusive: almost like an e-fuse. An e-fuse is quite useful for setting off e-mail bombs.

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Define audit

Audit: The past participle of the verb 'to Audi', as in "He look rough, he must be audit."

Define: megalomania.

Megolamania: A South American island, named after a Mayan princess with a penchant for men.



Define: Carabiner

Carabiner: a cordial made from carrots

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define unambiguous

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unambiguous: 'un' meaning 'not', 'ambigouous' meaning 'not small' so 'unambiguous' means having a thirst and enough of the readies to indulge in the purchase and consumption to placate that thirst in the company of pleasant company.




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define: indulgant

'indulgent: cockney term for a Hindu gentlement.

Define: freckle

freckle: a French heckle in the sense of a french letter.



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define: condominium

condominium - requirement to wear aforementioned french letter.

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Define: Digital

Digital: corruption of "dig-it-tall", celebratory phrase used by Gravitube construction workers who have passed the earth's centre.
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Define: Diagnosis

The state of being mesmerized by a set of diagonal lines going across one's computer screen.

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Define: topography

Topography: printed logos, slogans and generally inane messages (thought hilariously funny or philosophically poignant by the wearer) on T-shirts, jumpers or similar tops.

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Define: gourmet