Backlash: to return fire when somebody start a teatowel whipping war.

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Define: Authogenic

Authogenic: Make your own baby kit.

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Define: Mineral

backlash: punishment issued to sailors before enlightened times meant that senior staff would pay to receive same.

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Define baklava

Baklava: Volcanic pumice stone used for back scrubbing in ancient times.

Define: Fool.

Fool: person who strays in to the fforum and doesn't appreciate the brilliant wit and sparkling repartee contained therein.


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Define: mononucleosis.

mononucleosis: according to the former commander in chief of the US, what is in them nukular bombs.

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Define: tawny

tawny: designer fabric that looks as if it has been ripped

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Define owlish.

Owlish: When something hurts a bit but you aren't sure where or why


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Define: bonsai

Bonsai: A New Zealander in France - Good (Bon) Aye!

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Define: porcine

Porcine: Sweaty cinema in France

Define: Flump.

Flump: The crankiness that accompanies influenza.

define: Rectify

Rectify: one who is always faithful to destruction.

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Define: Dickite

(ps for the define Bonsai, the original definition of Bonsai (and incidentally, the very definition that sparked this thread) is "To charge heroically while waving a small tree aloft"

Dickite : a supporter of Richard Nixon (The supporter is usually made from clay and has a note inside his head.)

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Define golem

Golem: There was once a large Jewish football player (Maydov Klay) with the Prague All-Stars and this was what he invariably did with the soccer balls whenever they were passed to him.

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Define: extrapolate

The art of pole dancing with more than one pole.


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Define: exigeant

exigeant: the way out of the men's room.



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Define: proletariat

proletariat: The only rodent to walk on two legs
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Define: garland

Garland: verb: to sing about the surface one is walking on, e.g. "Oh how I love this sidewalk, so straight and smooth and grey, Oh how I love its concrete, that I walk on every day…"

Define: logical

logical: something that exists beyond the boundary of Nextian Chat

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Define cocoa

edited to remove grammasite infestation



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/11/2009 03:12PM by SkidMarks.

Cocoa: chocolate before it grows up


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Define: Voluminous