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Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: June 06, 2009 11:50AM

Igneous: likely to aid combustion, Careful with those matches they are very igneous

Define: blossom

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: June 08, 2009 10:05AM

Blossom: Some flotsam that has been carefully madeover by a daytime television show.

Define: Peanuts

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.41.192.223.sub.mbb.three.co.uk)
Date: June 08, 2009 10:40AM

Peanuts: a cartoon strip which can cause a severe allergic reaction in it's readers.

Define: fan

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: bunyip (---.sa.gov.au)
Date: June 11, 2009 10:46AM

fan: a term for someone who is halfway to becoming a 'nutter'


define: nutter (and don't give us 'time expired fan' or any such tripe.)

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.197.40.180.threembb.co.uk)
Date: June 11, 2009 01:43PM

nutter: the person who may add nuts to any product which may contain them.


Define product

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: bunyip (---.sa.gov.au)
Date: June 12, 2009 03:37AM

product: orifice through which ladies of negotiable affection are introduced to the world.



Define: orifice

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: June 16, 2009 02:23PM

Orifice: A darkly gothic ornamented hedgerow.

Define: Clockwork.

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Valdimier (---.5.11.vie.surfer.at)
Date: June 16, 2009 07:59PM

Clockwork: Device you need on your way to insanity

Define: Device

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.41.123.58.sub.mbb.three.co.uk)
Date: June 17, 2009 08:26AM

Device: verb. To find an honourable job for a lady of negotiable affection.

Define dogmatic

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Valdimier (---.voesendorf.xdsl-line.inode.at)
Date: June 17, 2009 01:39PM

dogmatic: Name of an elliptical trainer for pets with overweight. Banned in most countries for the high rate of casualties.

Define: banned

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: June 18, 2009 01:18PM

Banned: small yellow fruit, not yet ready for consumption

Define: informant

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: June 18, 2009 01:19PM

Informant; a relative of the termite, albeit an intelligent one


Define: Albeit

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 18, 2009 02:47PM

Al Beit: South African Diamond Magnate.

Define: Diamond

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.ru.ac.za)
Date: June 19, 2009 09:59AM

It is a double-headed almond. The name comes from the same root as diatom.

Define: headed.

__________________________________
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Valdimier (---.5.11.vie.surfer.at)
Date: June 19, 2009 06:14PM

headed: an agressiv kind of dandruff

Define: nasty

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 19, 2009 06:16PM

Nasty - coffee like beverage that doesn't taste very nice.

Define: Coffee

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.ru.ac.za)
Date: June 21, 2009 03:24PM

Coffee: Vile.

Define: Cheese.

__________________________________
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Valdimier (---.5.11.vie.surfer.at)
Date: June 21, 2009 09:40PM

Cheese: The brother of John Cleese

Define: fanatic

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 21, 2009 09:52PM

fanatic: Hole in roof caused by particularly windy day.

Define: Horseshoe

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: robert (153.107.33.---)
Date: June 22, 2009 12:09AM

horseshoe: the @#$%& and nasty first course in a sole-food banquet.


define: aspersion

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