pantomime: the charade one goes through when pretending to be interested in blue/grey/brown office slacks, when one actually wants the impractical dramatic, frilly black and red floor length gothic skirt that is so far out of one's price range... Sigh.

Define Consumerism

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Part time Quantum Elephant hollower

Consumerism: A religious movement stemming from China that has grown to be the most popular religion in the world since mid 1980.

Define: Omphaloskepsis

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You can't spell "fundamental" without "fun", "damn" and "mental."

Omphaloskepsis: The art of Sorry, I've become distracted by a piece of blue lint

Define: lint

lint: The universal medium of information requiring great skill to access but no skill to accumulate. (It's everywhere so it must know something.)

Define: limit

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You can't spell "fundamental" without "fun", "damn" and "mental."

Limit: A citrus flavoured glove.


Define: Tinsel

Tinsel: a numismatist hawking counterfeit coins

Define: Coppermouth

Coppermouth: a potty-mouthed policeman

Define camouflage

Camouflage: a bit like the Emperor's New Clothes, only the other way around: a lot of fabric in brutally clashing colours, and you are supposed to say that you can't see them at all.

Define: fairy tale

Fairy-tale: Beer for ferrets.


Define: Holly

Holly: my real name, and I'm not definite I can be defined definitively.

Define: definitive

Definitive: The prefect shark attack.

Define: Mojito

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Joint winner Colouring Competition 2007
and outright winner of the 3 time winner of the Ffestival Dodo Feeding competition.
Fforde Ffiesta Ffotos are here - [www.flickr.com]

Mojito: a drink which dramatically reduces a person's mojo

Define margarita

margarita: An inferior oleo spread. "I can't believe it's not better."

Define: oleo

Oleo: Youngo's dad

Define: parent

Parent: What a father pays the landlord so his child doesn't live at home.

Define: Chestnut

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Joint winner Colouring Competition 2007
and outright winner of the 3 time winner of the Ffestival Dodo Feeding competition.
Fforde Ffiesta Ffotos are here - [www.flickr.com]

Chestnut: not really a leg man.

Define: turkey

turkey: similar to a key, only it does not turn as fa as it could.

define: gammon.

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Gammon: The call at the start of a darts game.

Define: epaulettes

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Joint winner Colouring Competition 2007
and outright winner of the 3 time winner of the Ffestival Dodo Feeding competition.
Fforde Ffiesta Ffotos are here - [www.flickr.com]

epaulettes: Epilepsy for babies


Define: measles

measles: a self-centred disease.

Define grey