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Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: July 20, 2010 10:55AM

Golden Goose: the term assign to a cricketer suffering two golden duck in on test

Define: LBW

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: ibborobb (---.ipv4.regusnet.com)
Date: July 20, 2010 12:27PM

LBW: The internationally recognised abbreviation for "Elbow" used by people for whom two syllables are never enough.


Define: Sling

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: July 20, 2010 01:09PM

Sling: The slang for "slang", used by people who consider "a" to be i vulgir vowel.

Define: egg

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.asa.utk.edu)
Date: July 20, 2010 02:15PM

egg: something that causes geg deep embarrassment when it can't be boiled.

define: embarrass

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.is.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: July 26, 2010 11:01AM

Embarrass: To draw someone into a steel bar lined cookie shop.

Define: Yukelele.

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: July 26, 2010 01:04PM

Yukelele: A stringed instrument played exclusively at Yule-tide

Define: bemusement

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: MuseSusan (---.nycap.res.rr.com)
Date: July 26, 2010 06:57PM

Bemusement: A carnival for members of order Hymenoptera.

Define: Bereavement.

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.is.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: July 30, 2010 11:57AM

Bereevement: Confused belief that you're really Superman.

Define: Turquoise.

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: July 30, 2010 12:43PM

Turquoise: the hue of small marine mammals just below the surface of the sea.

Define: mereswine

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: ibborobb (---.ipv4.regusnet.com)
Date: July 30, 2010 12:45PM

nothing to see here, move along....



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/30/2010 12:47PM by ibborobb.

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.asa.utk.edu)
Date: August 03, 2010 09:44PM

Mereswine: A pig merely swimming in the ocean, nothing to see, don't look, move along...

Define: Transcribe

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.196.218.177.threembb.co.uk)
Date: August 03, 2010 10:38PM

transcribe: someone halfway between their pen and their keyboard.


Define steampunk

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: August 04, 2010 01:26PM

Steampunk: post-millenial punk rock attempting to regain the gritty 1970's retro feel of the Sex Pistols.

Define Pistols

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.197.238.56.threembb.co.uk)
Date: August 10, 2010 10:04PM

Pistols: an early form of pill - or should that be PIL?

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Define rotten



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/10/2010 10:05PM by SkidMarks.

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: delacuesta (---.adsl.xs4all.nl)
Date: August 10, 2010 11:00PM

Rotten: Something in the state of Denmark that antedated tomatoes (but not eggs - thence the peculiar smell).

Define: Golden.

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.is.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: August 17, 2010 03:16PM

<spins the wheel>

Golden: A nickel-plated tricycle.

Define: Cyclops.

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.asa.utk.edu)
Date: August 17, 2010 06:17PM

Cyclops: A one-eyed Clydesdale.

Define: Warning.

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Weevil (---.pool1.unallocated-111-0.orangehomedsl.co.uk)
Date: August 17, 2010 08:44PM

Warning: a paltry fire - one which flames feebly but just fails to be warming.

Define: Girdle

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.196.164.99.threembb.co.uk)
Date: August 18, 2010 07:51AM

Girdle: a small Standard Information Retrieval unit

Define belt

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.zone6.bethere.co.uk)
Date: August 18, 2010 09:59AM

Belt: An electrified grape.

Define: Tangent.

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