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Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: January 15, 2011 12:02PM

Banter: lightweight, workplace teasing. Now banned due to occupational health & saftey legislation

Define: lightweight

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.10-3.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: January 15, 2011 02:04PM

lightweight: a snow-covered tumbleweed head (visit the treehouse for further details)

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define snowman

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.253-205-3.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: January 16, 2011 02:37AM

Snowman: a vendor of frozen water flakes.

Define: Vendor




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Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: mycroftstwin (---.xdsl.xnet.co.nz)
Date: January 16, 2011 06:34AM

vendor - The entranceway to a fantastic new world of intersecting, unioned and symmetrically different circles.

(Consider the set of semi-rational basketcases, set A, and the set of intelligent people. set B. A intersection B equals people who are most liekly to be attracted to this forum........) :)

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: MistyCat (---.nzwide.ihug.co.nz)
Date: January 16, 2011 07:52AM

<Although circles are quite popular here, it does appear that the fforum ffavourite is the tangent.>

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: January 16, 2011 09:20PM

Tangent: Triangular citrus fruit, closely related to the clementine.

Define: Rational

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: xmorpheus (86.47.144.---)
Date: January 17, 2011 08:43AM

Rational (1): a Portion of food for Albert
Rational (2): A skin disease affecting inhabitants of a remote Scottish island

Define: Portion

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: January 17, 2011 09:53AM

Portion: a measure of potion, with an added element to aide consumption

Define: Consumption

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: January 17, 2011 12:37PM

Consumption a wasting disease caused by Westerners using too much of thwe planet's resources.

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Define doom

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: xmorpheus (86.47.144.---)
Date: January 17, 2011 04:41PM

Doom: The less successful interplanetary sister planet of Dune that had all the worms, but none of the spice and eventually just gave up and turned itself into the universe's largest multistory rocket park.
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Multistory:

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: delacuesta (---.adsl.xs4all.nl)
Date: January 17, 2011 07:29PM

Multistory: Continental novel on colonial life in the East Indies.

Define: Pachyderm.



Edited to add url.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/18/2011 04:43PM by delacuesta.

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Marit (159.190.251.---)
Date: January 18, 2011 11:28AM

Pa(t)chyderm: Person whose damaged skin has been mended with a large number of skin grafts.

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Define: Tusk

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: xmorpheus (86.47.144.---)
Date: January 18, 2011 12:16PM

Tusk: Noise a posh Northern Irish person makes to indicate disgust or disdain example: "tusk tusk, this is a turrible sitchooashun"

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Define: Disdain

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: January 18, 2011 12:41PM

Disdain: To register subtle contempt for somebody from Denmark by the careful use poor spelling. An appalling practice, shortly to be banned by the EU.

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Define: Europe

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: January 19, 2011 11:35AM

Europe: thick string or ties that bond disparate parts together.

Define: disparate

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: ibborobb (217.196.236.---)
Date: January 19, 2011 12:18PM

Disparate : not that colourful, talking, tropical bird.

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Define: Talking

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.asa.utk.edu)
Date: January 19, 2011 01:56PM

TalKing: The big, verbose King of the Smurfs

Define: Smurf

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: MuseSusan (---.wireless.albany.edu)
Date: January 20, 2011 12:41AM

Smurf: To stand on a board while riding on a wave, all the while smiling in a smug sort of way.

Define: video

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: MistyCat (---.nzwide.ihug.co.nz)
Date: January 20, 2011 02:10AM

video: The Sixth God of Gaming.

Define: heathen

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: mycroftstwin (---.xdsl.xnet.co.nz)
Date: January 20, 2011 05:59AM

'The boat, she's pitchin' and heathen, Captain - I warned about the dangers of not havin' 'er blessed before you launched 'er!"

Define - oceanic

<Remembered to add a word this time - yay!>

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