Humerus: Amusing dip made with er, chickpeas.

Define - Amuse-bouche.

Amuse-bouche: Noel Fielding.

Define Mighty

Mighty: A fantastic and indefatigible mythic deity, with no amusement power whatsoever.

Define: Dynamic.

Dynamic - now even better, with the combined power of fired clay and liquid colouring!

define - hyperbole

Hyperbole - an extremely big tree

Define parabola

Parabola - three balls tied together and dropped from an aircraft

Define gaucho

gaucho: a nacho designed to be eaten left handed

define: smidgen

Smidgen... what's left of a pigeon after it hits a moving vehicle,


Define passenger

pas senger: very obscure ballet step, somewhere between an entrachat and a hernia.




define: refutation

refutation: the act of recovering the futon from a sleeping partner who has taken to heart the maxim One good turn gets all the blankets.

Define: insomnia

insomnia - the fear of being on an old battlefield.

define - phobia

Phobia - collector of key rings.

Define Fabulist

Fabulist - A collection of party invitations that's simply divine, dahling...

Define - divine

Divine: A gardening term describing the splitting of a Convolvulus into Convolvuli.

Define: Encabulator

Encabulator: A hand-held device employing Bistromathic (TM 1982 Douglas Adams) technology to calculate the individual amount owed by each member of a group sharing a taxi home after a night on the town.

For a minimum of data input the Encabulator takes into account the distance to each persons house, the loose change in their pockets, how much everyone has had to drink and how likely you are to get off with one of your fellow revellers. Which somehow means that everyone but you will always pay less than they owe.

(Great word Misty but is that a Retro or a Turbo-Encabulator?)

Define: Calculus.

Calculus: the Italian assistant of Professor Pat Pending, best known for his pioneering work in computing the effects of change which led directly to the Professor being able to build the Convert-a-car.

Define conversion

Conver- shun

When one's partner won't even talk about it , after a spot of home improvement on your side.

Define redecoration

redecoration - when 1930s style becomes the new big thing.

define - faddish

faddish - the 4th element of the musical kitchen : do-bowl, re-plate, mi-saucer, fa-dish, so-knife, la-fork, ti-spoon.

Define teaspoon

Teaspoon - cuddling up intimately with your partner over dinner.

Define - intimacy