Uncoordinated: the sort of bar that doesn't serve @#$%& American beer (Coors).

Define @#$%&

By now we all know CR's intention was:

Uncoordinated: the sort of bar that doesn't serve c h e a p American beer (Coors).

Define c h e a p

<Hands up all those who knew I was going to do that.>

@#$%&: tea in the keyboard

Define c h e a p

posted same time as Misty Cat so edited to include c h e a p



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/20/2012 12:28PM by SkidMarks.

<some bad bunny used a naughty word - sorry!>

C. heap: shortened version of @#$%& heap, meaning a pile of unwanted rubish, frequently, but not exclusively footwear. Even in its shortened version this term is considered so offensive by some that it is often replaced with the following symbols: @#$%&.

Define: manure

manure - the first version of the thighbone, eventually replaced by the more stylish and functional one we have now.

define - sexist

Sexist: A thtrange mythtical religion on the planet Lithp, where dithiples known ath Thibilants thtate their thure and thertain belief that there ethithts a lingual-palatal thound thaid to add a twenty-thitht thound to their twenty-five character alphabet. Thucks to be them.

Define lisp.

<I lisp - not too noticeably.>

lisp - a list that takes extra concentration to read...

define - scrawl

Scrawl - Along with sbutterfly, sbreaststroke, one of the sOlympics sswimming events.

Define sponsorship.

Sponsor's hip...a repetitive strain injury caused by repeatedly putting one's hand into one's rear pocket in search of money for friends performing weird feats in the name of charity.

Define succour

succour - something P T Barnum had an excess of.


define: Barnum

Barnum: A polite expression for drunken. As careworn is to haggard, barnum is to pi$$ed.

Define - Careworn.

Careworn: a threadbare Care Bear

Define threadbare

Threadbare... an empty ward-robe


Define nudist

NUDist: Someone opposed to National Underwear Day (5 August this year).

Define - Opposition.

OP position - the very top of the thread

Define forum

for um - labelling a gift for someone whose name you can't remember.

define - amnesia

Amnesia: the forgotten continent

Define forgotten

for gotten - Battle cry of the lesser known German emperor, GottenitintheStrudel.

define - monarch

Monarch...a rarely seen architectural oddity: an arch with only one supporting side.


Define ruin