r u in : either a very disenheartening question in the midst of an amourous time,

or

what is left of an bear sfter extenisve loving has caused a fragmentation of its personality.



define: totally irrelevant

(Best I could do with "r u in" was a text message from your door bell.)

To-tally Irrelevant: When things have gone way beyond the stage that a full complement of toes are going to make a big difference.

Define - Digitize.

Digitize: Short-lived soft drink that tasted of fingers.


Define - Cola

Cola - Spanish coal.

define - burrito

burrito: small male only burrow for resting bunnies.


define: ephemeral



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Ephemeral - A civic leader with no substance.

Define - chairman (no sexism implied :-) )

C-Hair Man - a male person with an obvious comb-over. Sometime seen as one long spiral of hair.

Define Spiral

<Riddick's Rules of Procedure, among others, claim an etymology of chairman as derived from the Latin manus, or "hand", and use this to claim gender-neutrality for the word.>

Spiral: The long-drawn-out expiration of breath forming part of the long-drawn-out scream caused by slipping and falling down a helical staircase.

Define: helical

helical: reference to a holy book read back to front

define: Upanishads

I will neatly avoid any religous problems (or accidental insults) by defining it as

a received wisdom from a Portugese eco group.

Define wisdom

wisdom: home for wizards.


define: inappropriate

i nappro pri ate - intruding into someones personal matters whilst colouring your hair, and performing acts of gluttony. A spectacle to watch.

define - gluttony

Gluttony... the act of shortening a person's name; a bit like a glottal stop but used by all classes of speakers.


Define grammar.

Grammar: the spouse of my father's father.

Define convoluted.

Convoluted: the opposite of voluted, columns constructed of plain grey concrete blocks, unornamented.

Define concrete

Concrete: To swindle a large Greek Island.

Define - Hoodwink.

Hoodwink: After a frontal car crash, the way you can see the remains of the motor when the bonnet did not pop up, but buckle in the middle.

Define: buzz

Buzz: Bottom fuzz.

Define - Frazonism.

Frazonism: the use of phrases with misplaced or misspelt elements - birded ladies

Define egress

egress - a relative of the egret family, never seen because they're always leaving....


define - exeunt