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11/11/2009 09:36AM
switchbadger
Oh really!? I lost their contacts a while ago. It would be ever so nice to get back in touch. We had some of the greatest conversations. A bit hard to follow but fun none the less.
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11/10/2009 10:54AM
CannibalRabbit
Grandma and Grandpa Sequitur? I think they live around here somewhere.
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11/10/2009 10:46AM
CannibalRabbit
I think that the whistle is fair enough for the political party canvassers. I don't discriminate - I hate them all the same! Robert, love the idea of trying to sell to them - sheer inspired genius.
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11/10/2009 09:05AM
MartinB
I have heard of some MST3K costumes going @#$%&....
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11/10/2009 07:37AM
switchbadger
It is quite a beautiful thing to behold. I'm just imagining a returning spammer looking at their thread and saying "What in the name of the nine...?" and walking away with a slight nosebleed. Ah obscu
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11/10/2009 05:29AM
Bonzai Kitten
it certainly seems to put the spammers off. I've been on other forums where they come back and post in the thread again to bump it... Never happens here!
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11/07/2009 06:06PM
EgonSpengler
Ah, I like how we immortalise the spammers with long running threads. It seems so fitting.
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11/05/2009 01:18PM
MartinB
Possibly work as well. ;)
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11/05/2009 12:35PM
switchbadger
You're very welcome. One may as well use that spare time not used sleeping to do something useful like retine the silverware. I know I did when I developed insomnia and lets just say the forks have
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11/05/2009 12:49AM
robert
Thanks a lot. Now there's another night with no sleep.
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11/04/2009 04:36PM
switchbadger
I'm just pondering the efficacy of being japped with a blunt razor and shaved with a stick...
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11/04/2009 05:15AM
robert
I'm confused as to why it is as equally terrifying to be jabbed with a point stick or shave with a blunt razor. I'll be tossing and turning all night now.
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11/03/2009 10:51AM
MartinB
Well, a pointy stick is merely pre-paper....
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11/03/2009 09:30AM
CannibalRabbit
The paper could have been tightly rolled into a pointy stick. And you know how bad paper cuts are.
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11/03/2009 05:18AM
MartinB
The paper was stuck to a pointy stick. ;)
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11/03/2009 04:24AM
Bonzai Kitten
I thought it was papercut.
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11/02/2009 11:02PM
geg
and the last English speaking inhabitant of Legaland came to grief on the end of a rather nasty point stick.
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11/02/2009 10:44AM
MartinB
Only in legalese. Sorry.
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11/01/2009 08:09AM
switchbadger
~studies document~ An interesting read. Does it come in English?
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10/31/2009 06:35PM
geg

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10/29/2009 08:46AM
switchbadger
I wonder if the Farquarwee tribe would sell purses to the aggro-pies and sentient waffle irons if they were offered a peaceful trade agreement... ~senses something to do in a game of Spore coming a
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07/29/2009 06:55AM
mayxia

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06/24/2009 07:18AM
Bonzai Kitten
And the Farquarwee tribe.
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06/23/2009 11:14AM
SkidMarks
snake and pigmy pies need green icing. Especially for pigmies of the LR-we tribe.
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06/23/2009 11:09AM
CannibalRabbit
What colour icing would you put on stake&kidley pies?
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06/22/2009 03:29PM
SkidMarks
Pie of the tiger Angelpies Pie no more
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06/22/2009 02:01PM
geg
No, its peas that have to be given a chance - pies have to be iced.
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06/22/2009 11:54AM
SkidMarks
All we are saying is give pies a chance!
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06/22/2009 11:24AM
CannibalRabbit
Or would sentient waffle irons bearing aggro pies be worse?
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06/22/2009 12:09AM
robert
horseshoe: the @#$%& and nasty first course in a sole-food banquet. define: aspersion
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