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06/05/2009 11:57AM

geg

91. Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire

Am I alone in wishing it hadn't been a sugar bag? Some how the whole story would have been far more palatable if there had been no foodstuff involved.
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06/05/2009 01:26AM

robert

92. Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire

My father used to tell the story of when he was a lad, going around with his mates and a sugar-bag for the collection of what we might delicately call canine pure. They got a shilling a bag from the t
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06/04/2009 11:54AM

CannibalRabbit

93. Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire

Indeed pure collector were to be found out on the streets, now no-one seems to worry about it. I get to go out at least every weekend and collect our weekly output.
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06/04/2009 04:59AM

robert

94. Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire

To Shakespeare, the word 'pure' meant something else entirely.
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06/04/2009 04:10AM

bunyip

95. Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire

There are no impure thoughts to a dirty old man. All things are pure to the pure of heart.
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05/18/2009 04:43AM

robert

96. Re: Times when you go "Aaarrrgh!!!"

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05/07/2009 01:21PM

geg

97. Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire

At least they still think you are capable of impure thought - perhaps you could take it as a compliment?
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05/06/2009 11:42PM

robert

98. Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire

I can remember when I first learned how to wink. I thought it was quite an accomplishment (I was never a fast learner at anything) and was very proud of myself. These days, people mutter "dirty old ma
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05/06/2009 01:17PM

CannibalRabbit

99. Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire

sychronised winking - a new olympic sport!
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05/05/2009 12:15PM

geg

100. Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire

Promotes duality by suggesting that bibwit was not blinking but winking with both eyes.
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05/05/2009 08:18AM

BibwitHart

101. Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire

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05/05/2009 01:37AM

bunyip

102. Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire

There has been an identity change and now is called SPARTACUS
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05/05/2009 01:37AM

bunyip

103. Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire

Therer has been an identity change and now is called SPARTACUS
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05/04/2009 09:38AM

CannibalRabbit

104. Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire

"Boom, Boom" - two elephants fell off a cliff!
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05/04/2009 02:26AM

bunyip

105. Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire

Old joke attack: Q: How do you tell legitimate budgerigars from illegitimate budgerigars? A: Put them all together in a cage, leave the door open, and the bastards fly out. Little white pill
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05/01/2009 12:44PM

EgonSpengler

106. Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire

I'd just like to point out to any minors ('Minors, not miners!') reading this board that cursing is not acceptable behaviour in modern society but if it must be done then Bunyip is a recommended targe
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05/01/2009 11:11AM

pickle_guy

107. Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire

I wonder if they think a cucumber would be an odd gift? 'It's...full of holes!' (notice 4th bear reference)
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04/27/2009 02:33PM

bunyip

108. Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire

Perhaps if we all think evel, and also evil*, thoughts towards the spammers/intruders at midnight GMT/UT of the 30th April we can destroy these parasites in their nest. Anyone sending them 45kilogram
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04/27/2009 12:55AM

Jazz_Sue

109. Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire

Jeeze, I'm gone five minutes and the spammers arrive. Out! Out, damn @#$%& Prada copy er ... spot.
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04/24/2009 05:02AM

bunyip

110. Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire

I'm wondering what kind of state BK is in when she leaves these parties. As for @#$%& purses, go to the Pigs Ear
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04/22/2009 07:51PM

geg

111. Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire

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04/22/2009 10:46AM

BibwitHart

112. Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire

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04/22/2009 09:46AM

SkidMarks

113. Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire

Does anyone know a good place to get a @#$%& purse?
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04/22/2009 05:31AM

bunyip

114. Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire

Red pandas in the sunset all up in a tree they've stolen my lunchbox Oh, return it to me .........
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04/18/2009 11:43AM

Bonzai Kitten

115. Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire

They are much better at moving boxes anyway. More prehensile paws. Also, enough of them tied together makes a very exciting floor cover. Perfect to break the ice at parties.
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04/18/2009 10:26AM

bunyip

116. Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire

Stop pandering to this line of black and white thought and move on to red pandas.
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04/10/2009 11:33AM

EgonSpengler

117. Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire

Why does a panda have underwear? Why does a googly have a panda? Head hurts.
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04/08/2009 02:40PM

BibwitHart

118. Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire

Where??
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04/08/2009 08:24AM

SkidMarks

119. Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire

And why does a panda have underwear?
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04/08/2009 05:05AM

robert

120. Re: @#$%& Purses at BagEmpire

The fork in a pitch is best navigated by putting a left spin on a googly.
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