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04/06/2009 04:38AM
bunyip
I tried to fork pitch once but it was hot and just ran down the handle and made it all sticky.
Forum: Nextian Chat
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04/05/2009 02:49PM
geg
Ha! The ingratitude of some people - yours was lovingly made from pheasant and hope, oh and some spare glitter.
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04/05/2009 01:44PM
BibwitHart
Does a pitchfork have tines? Mine doesn't, but maybe because it is actually made from imagination and wool.
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04/05/2009 01:21PM
CannibalRabbit
The tines would need to be pretty close together on a pheasant pitchfork wouldn't they?
Forum: Nextian Chat
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04/04/2009 10:34AM
robert
It's just the bag lady.
She has been here a few times.
We just ignore her but gleefully continue a thread if she starts one.
Forum: Nextian Chat
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04/02/2009 12:52PM
SkidMarks
I think (s)he is trying to blag something. I am not offering pie.
Forum: Nextian Chat
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03/31/2009 06:35PM
Flemng124
BagEmpire com sell name brand handbags whoelale and retail.
choose your purses and save: Website: www.BagEmpire.com
Forum: Nextian Chat
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01/27/2009 12:24PM
Bonzai Kitten
Only the @#$%& chocolate. If you want good chocolate, you keep it in the coolest darkest place in your cupboard. I noticed the difference too when I went o/s.
Forum: Nextian Chat
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12/03/2008 09:38AM
Jazz_Sue
An idea for a @#$%& Christmas gift: Got an elderly relative with a habit of talking to themselves in public? Don't bother buying them an expensive mobile phone. Instead, just purchase the cheapest hea
Forum: Nextian Chat
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11/28/2008 09:27PM
Jazz_Sue
A kitchen blowtorch makes a @#$%& effective headlouse remover if your kids are helping you make creme brulee.
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10/06/2008 10:23AM
EgonSpengler
Flubber was from the film 'Flubber' with Robin Williams. There is no knowledge here in the memory store on 'Watership Down'. It was exiled from memory due to sadness.
Edited to add:
flivver: @#$%&
Forum: Nextian Chat
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08/19/2008 11:08PM
LeonardQuirm
Yeah, I'd add my vote to the others - if you wanted to do a murder-mystery whodunnit sort of thing, then you'd need to have the plot mapped out from the beginning. The order that would make sense to
Forum: Nextian Chat
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08/16/2008 01:42AM
Planet Cool
Here in America, we have one cover for both hardback and paperback, the one featuring an open book with an explosion coming from it, the letters and type flying in all directions. "Thursday Next in Fi
Forum: First Among Sequels
Forum: First Among Sequels
08/06/2008 10:47AM
BibwitHart
I saw it in full the other night- you are all right, that was a @#$%& ending! Nice to see an evil-hero-Mal aka Captain Hammer.
Forum: Nextian Chat
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06/19/2008 05:28AM
bunyip
As for celebrity: When I lived in Streatham (Sth London, just up from then Brixton Prison) the powers that be had renovated a housing building in Brixton and paiinted it a lovely non-aggressive mild
Forum: Nextian Chat
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06/12/2008 01:57AM
Jazz_Sue
Thursday's 'cover' is running a carpet shop. This means installing the damn things, something I am currently trying to do myself to save a bit of money. Has anyone else done this and, more importantly
Forum: First Among Sequels
Forum: First Among Sequels
05/17/2008 10:09PM
198505
Okay I was a bottle of @#$%& red to the fore when I posted that message, and I'm worse now, and it still makes sense now,so it can't be that wrong.
Just remember that the link post is for this site
Forum: Nextian Chat
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04/18/2008 03:19PM
bunyip
Unfortunately for you lot I found this.
Canonical List of Punny Book Titles
Compiled By: Harold Reynolds (harold@atm.dal.ca)
Web Page Maintained By: Derek Cashman (cashman@infi.net) Below
are
Forum: Nextian Chat
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02/03/2008 04:18PM
Anonymous User
If anyone's looking for inexpensive lodging, I booked in at the Swindon Central Travelodge (I am all class!!) and it was only 20 quid per night. I MapQuested it, and it's only about 1.5 miles from th
Forum: Nextian Chat
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01/29/2008 11:08PM
Lymond
"@#$%& convenent and the best"
(i'm still debating over this one... either something to do with nuns or second-hand pianos)
Forum: Nextian Chat
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12/06/2007 08:07PM
OC Not
147. Re: Anxiety Attack
Good stories, Robert!
I've been in a seminar last 3 days so no time to check the forum, catching up (something like 80 new posts to get through)...here's the short version, bunyip...
I rent in a
Forum: Nextian Chat
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11/30/2007 05:05PM
PrinzHilde
148. Re: longer threads
CannibalRabbit Wrote:
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> Don't know if they still make it but I would love some!
Since boots have gotten so @#$%& these days, I seriously do
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11/28/2007 09:43PM
MartinB
149. Re: Happy Birthday!
The times when you can get more are off-peak. As in 3am to 6am. So roll on the download managers.... <_<
And the way you pay is for the infrastructure to get online. Is actually very @#$%& for us.
Forum: Nextian Chat
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11/21/2007 05:30PM
OC Not
Well Nettie I hope the new occupiers of your old house will use those shelves as they deserve to be used.
My bookcases are all the 'peg-together' variety from Target - @#$%& and easy.
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