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Tat too... something @#$%& and nasty that you buy on the spur of the moment which is the same as something that you bought earlier
define kitsch
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C. heap: shortened version of @#$%& heap, meaning a pile of unwanted rubish, frequently, but not exclusively footwear. Even in its shortened version this term is considered so offensive by some that i
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Astonished at how funny the removal of the word @#$%& continues to be. I was wondering how many words would have to be removed before it stopped being funny and started being irritating, so I thought
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ii immediately supressed the thought of 'wank lol' and moved on to 'WA knoll' which is a place made of non-iron ore or other valuable minerals which will be left when they have finished exporting the
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------------------Sorry Jon is being serious for a change ------------------
As we are getting near to the 2012 event, am I the only one who is getting excited?
I understand that for those of yo
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Flamboyant
What small children do in the garden, with a magnifying glass, on a sunny day.
Flammable
A flamm who can, as opposed to flammunable, who can't.
Flannel
to punch a pudding until it
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MistyCat Wrote:
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> The next, City Toilet Avenue, implies just a bit
> too much traffic for my liking.
Incidentally, one of this line is sta
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Its a black skirt a black shirt sunglasses and a granny wig.
Depending what size you are, I may be able to lend a long black skirt with elasticated waist... In fact, I think I probably have three o
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Mo problem, Marit, I know it's a rather girly-sounding nic. I didn't really choose it, more like inherited it.
My appearance - if you imagine a composite of all the actors who've played James Bond
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< Hands VM a copy of Emma by Jane Austen,>
" Very badly done Violetmoon, very badly done indeed."
See this is why we hold picnics here and not in the Treehouse. You can say things here like:
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I'll try: @#$%&
By the way, do you think spammers could be prevented by controlled use of the mispeling vyrus, turning them all into spanners?
Edited to enter this: I promise, what I wrote was t
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That is seriously strange. It is not what I have been typing!!! Really! Testing:
Typing c h e a p (as in inexpensive) in one word: @#$%&
What is up with the fforum??? Could someone else try this
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Forgotten how much the turning of the relatively innocent word @#$%& into something that resembles a swear word makes me laugh.
@#$%&, @#$%&, @#$%&-ity, @#$%&.
Sorry - juvenile moment - still m
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0: it is vegetable although some are mineral.
1: Is it living? No
2: Can it be bought in a tin? (I like the punny nature of the question!) It wouldn't harm it to be sold this way, but I have never s
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Muenster: one who muenses.
Basket: a specialized kit that lizards and cats use for basking in the sun. Usually contains a towel, sunblock, a @#$%& novel, a nice cool drink, and a pair of sunglasses
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buy aion kinah
buy aion leveling
aion game time card
wow game card
world of warcraft time card
@#$%& wow power leveling
warhammer time card
aoc power leveling
lotro power leveli
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buy aion kinah
buy aion leveling
aion game time card
wow game card
world of warcraft time card
@#$%& wow power leveling
warhammer time card
aoc power leveling
lotro power leveli
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Russell Wilson was in Raleigh, N.C., on June 8, having just wrapped @#$%& ffxiv item up the 2010 college baseball season with North Carolina State a few days before, when he received the news @#$%&
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...well I can't exactly remember where, but I was buying boots
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Why can you never find a @#$%& handbag when..............
**** If you are using a Mi
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The big problem is that not everyone has their monitor properly calibrated so the colours they see are not the right shade.
I do a lot of photo editing and what I think looks good on my main machine
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Thanks for the reply,
sadly, the Kindle is locked to proprietary format azw that can only be purchased at amazon.com so that option does not work. I could of course get the epub and then rip it and
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