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Re: Chocolate
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: March 24, 2009 07:44PM

Well - you try poking BK with this pointy stick and we'll all stand behind this wall and watch - that way we can find out.

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: March 25, 2009 11:57AM

And thanks for volunteering. It's much appreciated.

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: March 25, 2009 05:43PM

Errr - no real reason for asking but I was just wondering - you know from a purely hypothetical point of view, if you encourage somebody to do something very, very silly and dangerous and then they do it and then they sort of disappear, are you in any way responsible - you know legally speaking?

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.41.178.82.sub.mbb.three.co.uk)
Date: March 26, 2009 10:48AM

Not if we all stick to the same story

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.monlib.vic.gov.au)
Date: March 28, 2009 03:47AM

<licks lips>

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: March 30, 2009 04:38PM

Hopes the kitten didn't really eat the rabbit as have yet to write convincing alibi.

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: March 31, 2009 09:06AM

Nice Kitty,nice Kitty?

<runs>

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: April 02, 2009 01:15PM

This thread seems to be paralleling another thread of olden days, like 2007, wherein there was much discussion of pointy sticks.

I am enquiring in a purely scientific frame of mind if this is some sort of quantum chocolate synchronicity with concurrent temporal misalignment.


And I feel that the comments about crumbs earlier have expressed a lack of understanding: these crumbs are actually seeds of cakes, similar to seed pearls, yet to be if they are given half a chance to grow and reach maturity.

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: robert (---.nsw.bigpond.net.au)
Date: April 04, 2009 10:43AM

A pointy stick in kitten's hands is a pointy stck. Stick you scientific frame of mind in front of that. Any synchronisities will probably be sychroed fairly quickly.

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: April 06, 2009 04:40AM

What do you say to a Kitten with a pointy stick?


Yes, ma'am.

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: April 06, 2009 09:11AM

Not if she asks if you were the one who poked her

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (141.132.11.---)
Date: April 08, 2009 01:09AM

Oh now, kiddies, I didn't invent the pointy stick either. I just took advantage of the new technology.

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.range86-143.btcentralplus.com)
Date: April 10, 2009 11:34AM

I say, would you like this new pointy electro-shock stick? It's free as long as you sign this in blood.

E.

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: April 16, 2009 07:54PM

<Wonders when fforum became ffront for arms dealers. Looks for somebody in authority to complain to. Abandons plan.>

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.41.91.94.sub.mbb.three.co.uk)
Date: April 17, 2009 08:40AM

I blame puck for starting the arms race: randomly bursting into flame, like that.

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: April 17, 2009 09:06AM

<abandons pointy stick sale policy>

I say, I say, these avocados are fresh off the tree. Three for the price of two!

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: April 17, 2009 10:58AM

Why have those very hard avocados got a metal hoop coming out of the top of them and what happens if I pull it?

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: April 17, 2009 11:06AM

Brazilian avocados probably.

como é você?

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: April 17, 2009 11:52AM

Numberwang?

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: April 17, 2009 12:17PM

No - numerowang

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