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SkidMarks (---.10-3.cable.virginm.net)
0) vegetable
1) Edible?
Yes
2) Will one of it fit in a breadbox?
Yes
3) Is it eaten happily by most First-world children?
Yes (I think.)
4) Will it fit in the average First-world child's left nostril?
No, not without the use of extreme force and some facial modification.
5) Does the edible part grow above ground?
Yes
6) ) Is it fruity?
YES! (like me aged 30)? Hmmmm.
Possibly not that fruity
Time for a clue? - reading
here may help