... and scare off all the pink elephants.

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So Jacques Tati walks into a bar ...

.. and the barman merely grunts for 90 minutes - but is hilarious.

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So Tommy Cooper walks into a bar.....

...goes up to the barman and says "I'll have a Whisky, sample, sample, whisky, sample..."

(that what you had in mind skids?)

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So Gandalf walks into the bar

... and mumbles "confounded hobbits and their low rafters"

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Hans solo walks into a bar

... and the barman says don't you dare shoot first.

-------(no, Lymond, it wasn't....)----<grins>------

A bunch of ewoks walk into a bar.........

...and the barman says "I believe they think I'm some sort of god"

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So Darth Vader walks into the bar...

...which leaves a few people empty-handed.
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Spock walks into a bar....

And is promptly smushed by a near-sighted orc.
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So Beck walks into a bar...

and Fred gives him a call.

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A gang of orcs walk into a bar....

...and the barman, oh damn. Never mind.

So Captain Malcolm Reynolds walks into a bar

And the kitten, when finished with the swooning, insists on buying him a drink. Then another. And another. And asks the real reason the series was cancelled.
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Nathan Fillion *also* walks into the bar...

...and the barman says "Didn't I just see you with BK?"

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Defrocked priest Caleb walks into the bar.....

And the bar man curls up on the floor and dribbles

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So Minnesota Ryan ([urlhttp://uk.imdb.com/title/tt0120815/fullcredits[/url] scroll down it's there somewhere) walks into the bar

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Blood! Death! War! Rumpy pumpy! Triumph!

.......and the barman runs around in circles, flapping his arms and says "Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich."

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So, Friedrich Wilhelm Murnau walks into the bar...........

And yells at Willem Dafoe for eating his cameraman.

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So a giant marionette dances swanlake into the bar...

...and collapses, gasping for breath. The Russian Barman looks at it and says "That’s a nasty coughski you've got there!"

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So Einstein walks into the bar...

...at the speed of light, and it takes him no time at all.


So the Queen walks into the bar...

... and the barman says "The Oscar is yours for sure."

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So Prince Charles walks in the bar.............

Congratulates the barman on being a barman,
'Well done, 'How long have you been a barman? Do you like being a barman? That's very interesting. Jolly good"

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So Lola Montez walks into the bar...