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<Wonders why all picnics have to end up with the whole Donkey up the Minaret debacle and exactly what the Donkey thinks of it.>
< Passes the carrot batons.>
< Recalls seeing large elephant shaped speckled pinata somewhere in the Treehouse. Sets of on exciting pinata hunt armed only with a carrot baton and hope.>