New users: Please register in the usual way and then send an email to jasper(at)jasperfforde.com with your username, and write something 'Ffordesque' so we know you are a real reader, and not some idiot trying to flood the forum with dodgy Nike and Gucci gear. Thank you - Jasper
headset: anagram of 'tea shed', how your cranium is placed in a depiction of you by a sculptor, excepting if you get Henry Moored with the result that you cannot be identified and you have a bloody great hole in what purports to be your head.