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Ah, the bonnet and the cushions... They remind me of a painting by Rubens...
But I digress.
No, I didn't notice the content shift of the first answer. Thanks for pointing it out. We've had some discussions here on this type of issue before, and it's a good thing to get it sorted out as early as possible in the process. Having said that, let me come to the point:
0) It's ultimately vegetable in origin and arguably mineral.
1) Would it fit in the average breadbox? I would say no.
2) Is it edible? No, no, no, no, maybe, no.
3) Is MistyCat incredibly average? He's on here so no.
3a) Would he own one? At some point, probably yes.
4) Is it manufactured? Yes.
5) Is it an oil derivative or product? Yes.
0) It's ultimately vegetable in origin and arguably mineral.
1) Would it fit in the average breadbox? I would say no.
2) Is it edible? No, no, no, no, maybe, no.
3) Is MistyCat incredibly average? He's on here so no.
3a) Would he own one? At some point, probably yes.
4) Is it manufactured? Yes.
5) Is it an oil derivative or product? Yes.
6) Is it usually found indoors? It's usually used outdoors.
0) It's ultimately vegetable in origin and arguably mineral.
1) Would it fit in the average breadbox? I would say no.
2) Is it edible? No, no, no, no, maybe, no.
3) Is MistyCat incredibly average? He's on here so no.
3a) Would he own one? At some point, probably yes.
4) Is it manufactured? Yes.
5) Is it an oil derivative or product? Yes.
6) Is it usually found indoors? It's usually used outdoors.
7) Moving parts? No.
Ah, the joys of the easy round after someone has stumped us.
0) It's ultimately vegetable in origin and arguably mineral.
1) Would it fit in the average breadbox? I would say no.
2) Is it edible? No, no, no, no, maybe, no.
3) Is MistyCat incredibly average? He's on here so no.
3a) Would he own one? At some point, probably yes.
4) Is it manufactured? Yes.
5) Is it an oil derivative or product? Yes.
6) Is it usually found indoors? It's usually used outdoors.
7) Moving parts? No.
8) Is it a hosepipe? No.
9) Is it made of plastic? Almost always, I would think.
0) It's ultimately vegetable in origin and arguably mineral.
1) Would it fit in the average breadbox? I would say no.
2) Is it edible? No, no, no, no, maybe, no.
3) Is MistyCat incredibly average? He's on here so no.
3a) Would he own one? At some point, probably yes.
4) Is it manufactured? Yes.
5) Is it an oil derivative or product? Yes.
6) Is it usually found indoors? It's usually used outdoors.
7) Moving parts? No.
8) Is it a hosepipe? No.
9) Is it made of plastic? Almost always, I would think.
10) Is it more likely to be used a child than an adult? Yes.
<Googles "Cycling trip, awkward crash, abrasions, blood, dinosaurs" and is informed by Google I am a Real Ass and required to test Chamois Cream for my hot spots, abrasions, blisters, pimples.>
<Declines.>
<Returns to Treehouse to check stocks of Stumpy Scrumpy and to prepare darkened room for ES>
0) It's ultimately vegetable in origin and arguably mineral.
1) Would it fit in the average breadbox? I would say no.
2) Is it edible? No, no, no, no, maybe, no.
3) Is MistyCat incredibly average? He's on here so no.
3a) Would he own one? At some point, probably yes.
4) Is it manufactured? Yes.
5) Is it an oil derivative or product? Yes.
6) Is it usually found indoors? It's usually used outdoors.
7) Moving parts? No.
8) Is it a hosepipe? No.
9) Is it made of plastic? Almost always, I would think.
10) Is it more likely to be used a child than an adult? Yes.
10a) Is thread getting back to the game? Yes.
0) It's ultimately vegetable in origin and arguably mineral.
1) Would it fit in the average breadbox? I would say no.
2) Is it edible? No, no, no, no, maybe, no.
3) Is MistyCat incredibly average? He's on here so no.
3a) Would he own one? At some point, probably yes.
4) Is it manufactured? Yes.
5) Is it an oil derivative or product? Yes.
6) Is it usually found indoors? It's usually used outdoors.
7) Moving parts? No.
8) Is it a hosepipe? No.
9) Is it made of plastic? Almost always, I would think.
10) Is it more likely to be used a child than an adult? Yes.
10a) Is thread getting back to the game? Yes.
11) Is it meant to be thrown? Yes.
I was just being picky as it's somewhat of a significant question.