Is it as mammal?

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Animal
1) Is it edible - yes
2) Does it have four legs - Yes
3) Are its eyes to the front (eg cat) rather than to the side (eg horse)? No, horse-like
4) Is it as mammal? yes

5) is it real as opposed to fictional?

Animal
1) Is it edible - yes
2) Does it have four legs - Yes
3) Are its eyes to the front (eg cat) rather than to the side (eg horse)? No, horse-like
4) Is it as mammal? yes
5) is it real as opposed to fictional? yes (Depending on which reality you are currently experiencing)

If your hypothetical bog-standard 9 year old daughter wanted one for a pet, would you be surprised?

Animal
1) Is it edible - Yes
2) Does it have four legs - Yes
3) Are its eyes to the front (eg cat) rather than to the side (eg horse)? No, horse-like
4) Is it as mammal? - Yes
5) is it real as opposed to fictional? - Yes (Depending on which reality you are currently experiencing)
6) If your hypothetical bog-standard 9 year old daughter wanted one for a pet, would you be surprised? - No. Does that say more about me than the hypothetical brat, though?

OK. We can wait just so long before the pressure of ascertaining relative breadbox/unknown volume overwhelms. Is it... No, I can't. I feel that I just have to wait until the official sizenator requests the pertinent "Is the breadbox enbigganatoriousness relativosity superior or inferior to the standard farinasiousnessosity enclosurated container?"
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No, not a question from me. I can (tic) wait. I'm a (tic) patient person. No (tic) problem. No worries (tic) at all. I don't (tic) need to (tic) know. I can (tic) wait. Doesn't concern (tic) me at all. Who (tic) cares? We'll get (tic) there. NURSE!!!!

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/23/2012 05:16PM by geg.

Not wishing to cause any grief to anyone, I feel obliged to report that it would need to much larger than a standard breadbox, but could be much smaller than a standard breadvan to accomodate the object of your quest.

8) Would it make a good pet or does it need confination ?

( I'm a great advocate of free range : vis-a-vis geg)

1) Is it edible - Yes
2) Does it have four legs - Yes
3) Are its eyes to the front (eg cat) rather than to the side (eg horse)? No, horse-like
4) Is it as mammal? - Yes
5) is it real as opposed to fictional? - Yes (Depending on which reality you are currently experiencing)
6) If your hypothetical bog-standard 9 year old daughter wanted one for a pet, would you be surprised? - No. Does that say more about me than the hypothetical brat, though?
0) bigger than a breadbox
7) Would it make a good pet or does it need confination ? Not usually a pet - and smaller than Geg

8) Does it range freely in both hemispheres?

1) Is it edible - Yes
2) Does it have four legs - Yes
3) Are its eyes to the front (eg cat) rather than to the side (eg horse)? No, horse-like
4) Is it as mammal? - Yes
5) is it real as opposed to fictional? - Yes (Depending on which reality you are currently experiencing)
6) If your hypothetical bog-standard 9 year old daughter wanted one for a pet, would you be surprised? - No. Does that say more about me than the hypothetical brat, though?
0) bigger than a breadbox
7) Would it make a good pet or does it need confination ? Not usually a pet - and smaller than Geg
8) Does it range freely in both hemispheres? Yes (controlled free ranging)

Would it look better wearing a waistcoat or a tutu?

1) Is it edible - Yes
2) Does it have four legs - Yes
3) Are its eyes to the front (eg cat) rather than to the side (eg horse)? No, horse-like
4) Is it as mammal? - Yes
5) is it real as opposed to fictional? - Yes (Depending on which reality you are currently experiencing)
6) If your hypothetical bog-standard 9 year old daughter wanted one for a pet, would you be surprised? - No. Does that say more about me than the hypothetical brat, though?
0) bigger than a breadbox
7) Would it make a good pet or does it need confination ? Not usually a pet - and smaller than Geg
8) Does it range freely in both hemispheres? Yes (controlled free ranging)
9) Would it look better wearing a waistcoat or a tutu? Probably a tutu

That makes it a dainty and attractive animal then; not a pie-eating grumpy ragamuffin?

Well in my mind (which is an interesting place to be) a tutu says pig. So, is it a pig.

1) Is it edible - Yes
2) Does it have four legs - Yes
3) Are its eyes to the front (eg cat) rather than to the side (eg horse)? No, horse-like
4) Is it as mammal? - Yes
5) is it real as opposed to fictional? - Yes (Depending on which reality you are currently experiencing)
6) If your hypothetical bog-standard 9 year old daughter wanted one for a pet, would you be surprised? - No. Does that say more about me than the hypothetical brat, though?
0) bigger than a breadbox
7) Would it make a good pet or does it need confination ? Not usually a pet - and smaller than Geg
8) Does it range freely in both hemispheres? Yes (controlled free ranging)
9) Would it look better wearing a waistcoat or a tutu? Probably a tutu
10)That makes it a dainty and attractive animal then; not a pie-eating grumpy ragamuffin? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder - get it out with Optrex. I would say no
11)a tutu says pig. So, is it a pig. No. Walt Disney said hippo and he was wrong as well

I did have breakfast this morning and am now considering lunch, but I am still smaller than the average hippo.

Does it have paws (rather than hooves)?