4) is it useful?

0) Animal, vegetable or mineral? Possibly vegetable and/or mineral.
1) Can you put it in a breadbox? You most certainly could, if the breadbox measured up.
2) Is it a battenburgh cake? No.
3) Is it a grand piano? No.
4) Is it useful? Yes, by Heisenberg, yes!

I was going to suggest the Armillaria Ostoyae (sp?) better known as the Honny Mushroom, but now you've mentioned Heisenberg I'm not sure (yes crap physicist joke).

Is it a Large Hadron Collider?

Will its nature be exposed by our method of questioning?
Edited to remove out-of-turn question.



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0) Animal, vegetable or mineral? Possibly vegetable and/or mineral.
1) Can you put it in a breadbox? You most certainly could, if the breadbox measured up.
2) Is it a battenburgh cake? No.
3) Is it a grand piano? No.
4) Is it useful? Yes, by Heisenberg, yes!
5) Is it a Large Hadron Collider? No.

I suspect your breadbox must be very large indeed.

6) Can you eat it?

0) Animal, vegetable or mineral? Possibly vegetable and/or mineral.
1) Can you put it in a breadbox? You most certainly could, if the breadbox measured up.
2) Is it a battenburgh cake? No.
3) Is it a grand piano? No.
4) Is it useful? Yes, by Heisenberg, yes!
5) Is it a Large Hadron Collider? No.
6) Is it edible? No.

EgonSpengler Wrote:
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> 5) Is it a Large Hadron Collider? No.
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> I suspect your breadbox must be very large indeed.

Not necessarily. A large hadron may fit in to any breadbox, I suppose.


7) Is it Ffordean?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/29/2012 06:57PM by delacuesta.

0) Animal, vegetable or mineral? Possibly vegetable and/or mineral.
1) Can you put it in a breadbox? You most certainly could, if the breadbox measured up.
2) Is it a battenburgh cake? No.
3) Is it a grand piano? No.
4) Is it useful? Yes, by Heisenberg, yes!
5) Is it a Large Hadron Collider? No.
6) Is it edible? No.
7) Is it Ffordean? Not as far as I'm aware.

8) is it found in a normal household

0) Animal, vegetable or mineral? Possibly vegetable and/or mineral.
1) Can you put it in a breadbox? You most certainly could, if the breadbox measured up.
2) Is it a battenburgh cake? No.
3) Is it a grand piano? No.
4) Is it useful? Yes, by Heisenberg, yes!
5) Is it a Large Hadron Collider? No.
6) Is it edible? No.
7) Is it Ffordean? Not as far as I'm aware.
8) Is it found in a normal household? I would imagine more than half of households have at least one.

9) is it now or has it ever been a potted plant?

0) Animal, vegetable or mineral? Possibly vegetable and/or mineral.
1) Can you put it in a breadbox? You most certainly could, if the breadbox measured up.
2) Is it a battenburgh cake? No.
3) Is it a grand piano? No.
4) Is it useful? Yes, by Heisenberg, yes!
5) Is it a Large Hadron Collider? No.
6) Is it edible? No.
7) Is it Ffordean? Not as far as I'm aware.
8) Is it found in a normal household? I would imagine more than half of households have at least one.
9) is it now or has it ever been a potted plant? No.

10) Is it manufactured?

0) Animal, vegetable or mineral? Possibly vegetable and/or mineral.
1) Can you put it in a breadbox? You most certainly could, if the breadbox measured up.
2) Is it a battenburgh cake? No.
3) Is it a grand piano? No.
4) Is it useful? Yes, by Heisenberg, yes!
5) Is it a Large Hadron Collider? No.
6) Is it edible? No.
7) Is it Ffordean? Not as far as I'm aware.
8) Is it found in a normal household? I would imagine more than half of households have at least one.
9) is it now or has it ever been a potted plant? No.
10) Is it manufactured? Absolutely, defiantly yes.

Does it use batteries?

12) ...and is it black and white and read all over

0) Animal, vegetable or mineral? Possibly vegetable and/or mineral.
1) Can you put it in a breadbox? You most certainly could, if the breadbox measured up.
2) Is it a battenburgh cake? No.
3) Is it a grand piano? No.
4) Is it useful? Yes, by Heisenberg, yes!
5) Is it a Large Hadron Collider? No.
6) Is it edible? No.
7) Is it Ffordean? Not as far as I'm aware.
8) Is it found in a normal household? I would imagine more than half of households have at least one.
9) is it now or has it ever been a potted plant? No.
10) Is it manufactured? Absolutely, defiantly yes.
11) Does it use batteries? No.
12) Is it printed papers of some kind? No.

Is it a container?

0) Animal, vegetable or mineral? Possibly vegetable and/or mineral.
1) Can you put it in a breadbox? You most certainly could, if the breadbox measured up.
2) Is it a battenburgh cake? No.
3) Is it a grand piano? No.
4) Is it useful? Yes, by Heisenberg, yes!
5) Is it a Large Hadron Collider? No.
6) Is it edible? No.
7) Is it Ffordean? Not as far as I'm aware.
8) Is it found in a normal household? I would imagine more than half of households have at least one.
9) is it now or has it ever been a potted plant? No.
10) Is it manufactured? Absolutely, defiantly yes.
11) Does it use batteries? No.
12) Is it printed papers of some kind? No.
13) Is it a container? No.