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0) Animal
2) seasonal? yes
3) Mythical? possibly, but probably not
4) Four legs? Yes
5) 5) Is it Jack the Giant-killer's cow wot he took to market on the orders of some heavily made-up bloke pretending to be Jack's mum and who pretends to wail and cry and throw his frilly spotted apron over his head when Jack comes home with 5 beans.No
6) Does it spend a lot of time in water? No
7) Is it a beast of burden? Yes
8) Is it happy about that? Who knows?
0) Animal
2) seasonal? yes
3) Mythical? possibly, but probably not
4) Four legs? Yes
5) 5) Is it Jack the Giant-killer's cow wot he took to market on the orders of some heavily made-up bloke pretending to be Jack's mum and who pretends to wail and cry and throw his frilly spotted apron over his head when Jack comes home with 5 beans.No
6) Does it spend a lot of time in water? No
7) Is it a beast of burden? Yes
8) Is it happy about that? Who knows?
9) Is it smaller than the average sheep? No
10)... and is it one of the camels belonging to the three wise men?( perhaps the camel called Spot) ...and No
0) Animal
2) seasonal? yes
3) Mythical? possibly, but probably not
4) Four legs? Yes
5) 5) Is it Jack the Giant-killer's cow wot he took to market on the orders of some heavily made-up bloke pretending to be Jack's mum and who pretends to wail and cry and throw his frilly spotted apron over his head when Jack comes home with 5 beans.No
6) Does it spend a lot of time in water? No
7) Is it a beast of burden? Yes
8) Is it happy about that? Who knows?
9) Is it smaller than the average sheep? No
10)... and is it one of the camels belonging to the three wise men?( perhaps the camel called Spot) ...and No
11) Do you feel it may ever have had an hour,
One far fierce hour and sweet:
With perhaps a shout about its ears,
And palms before its feet? No
0) Animal
2) seasonal? yes
3) Mythical? possibly, but probably not
4) Four legs? Yes
5) 5) Is it Jack the Giant-killer's cow wot he took to market on the orders of some heavily made-up bloke pretending to be Jack's mum and who pretends to wail and cry and throw his frilly spotted apron over his head when Jack comes home with 5 beans.No
6) Does it spend a lot of time in water? No
7) Is it a beast of burden? Yes
8) Is it happy about that? Who knows?
9) Is it smaller than the average sheep? No
10)... and is it one of the camels belonging to the three wise men?( perhaps the camel called Spot) ...and No
11) Is it the Palm Sunday donkey? No
12) Is your example alive?
0) Animal
2) seasonal? yes
3) Mythical? possibly, but probably not
4) Four legs? Yes
5) 5) Is it Jack the Giant-killer's cow wot he took to market on the orders of some heavily made-up bloke pretending to be Jack's mum and who pretends to wail and cry and throw his frilly spotted apron over his head when Jack comes home with 5 beans.No
6) Does it spend a lot of time in water? No
7) Is it a beast of burden? Yes
8) Is it happy about that? Who knows?
9) Is it smaller than the average sheep? No
10)... and is it one of the camels belonging to the three wise men?( perhaps the camel called Spot) ...and No
11) Is it the Palm Sunday donkey? No
12) Is your example alive? (See 3) Probably. It was when this round started. Now possibly stabled, possibly wandering the tundra
13)Is it little Don Quay, little Don Quay, on the dusty road thingy? No