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Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.10-3.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: December 22, 2012 01:42PM

0) Animal
2) seasonal? yes
3) Mythical? possibly, but probably not
4) Four legs? Yes
5) 5) Is it Jack the Giant-killer's cow wot he took to market on the orders of some heavily made-up bloke pretending to be Jack's mum and who pretends to wail and cry and throw his frilly spotted apron over his head when Jack comes home with 5 beans.No
6) Does it spend a lot of time in water? No
7) Is it a beast of burden? Yes
8) Is it happy about that? Who knows?

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: MistyCat (122.58.102.---)
Date: December 22, 2012 02:42PM

Is it smaller than the average sheep?

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: OB (---.range86-182.btcentralplus.com)
Date: December 22, 2012 04:25PM

10) ... and is it one of the camels belonging to the three wise men?( perhaps the camel called Spot)

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.10-3.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: December 22, 2012 05:08PM

0) Animal
2) seasonal? yes
3) Mythical? possibly, but probably not
4) Four legs? Yes
5) 5) Is it Jack the Giant-killer's cow wot he took to market on the orders of some heavily made-up bloke pretending to be Jack's mum and who pretends to wail and cry and throw his frilly spotted apron over his head when Jack comes home with 5 beans.No
6) Does it spend a lot of time in water? No
7) Is it a beast of burden? Yes
8) Is it happy about that? Who knows?
9) Is it smaller than the average sheep? No
10)... and is it one of the camels belonging to the three wise men?( perhaps the camel called Spot) ...and No

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: MistyCat (122.58.102.---)
Date: December 23, 2012 08:28AM

Do you feel it may ever have had an hour,

One far fierce hour and sweet:

With perhaps a shout about its ears,
And palms before its feet?

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.10-3.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: December 26, 2012 10:02AM

0) Animal
2) seasonal? yes
3) Mythical? possibly, but probably not
4) Four legs? Yes
5) 5) Is it Jack the Giant-killer's cow wot he took to market on the orders of some heavily made-up bloke pretending to be Jack's mum and who pretends to wail and cry and throw his frilly spotted apron over his head when Jack comes home with 5 beans.No
6) Does it spend a lot of time in water? No
7) Is it a beast of burden? Yes
8) Is it happy about that? Who knows?
9) Is it smaller than the average sheep? No
10)... and is it one of the camels belonging to the three wise men?( perhaps the camel called Spot) ...and No
11) Do you feel it may ever have had an hour,

One far fierce hour and sweet:

With perhaps a shout about its ears,
And palms before its feet? No

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: MistyCat (122.58.102.---)
Date: January 05, 2013 01:56PM

0) Animal
2) seasonal? yes
3) Mythical? possibly, but probably not
4) Four legs? Yes
5) 5) Is it Jack the Giant-killer's cow wot he took to market on the orders of some heavily made-up bloke pretending to be Jack's mum and who pretends to wail and cry and throw his frilly spotted apron over his head when Jack comes home with 5 beans.No
6) Does it spend a lot of time in water? No
7) Is it a beast of burden? Yes
8) Is it happy about that? Who knows?
9) Is it smaller than the average sheep? No
10)... and is it one of the camels belonging to the three wise men?( perhaps the camel called Spot) ...and No
11) Is it the Palm Sunday donkey? No
12) Is your example alive?

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: OB (---.range109-154.btcentralplus.com)
Date: January 05, 2013 02:47PM

Is it little Don Quay, little Don Quay, on the dusty road thingy?

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.10-3.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: January 05, 2013 04:21PM

0) Animal
2) seasonal? yes
3) Mythical? possibly, but probably not
4) Four legs? Yes
5) 5) Is it Jack the Giant-killer's cow wot he took to market on the orders of some heavily made-up bloke pretending to be Jack's mum and who pretends to wail and cry and throw his frilly spotted apron over his head when Jack comes home with 5 beans.No
6) Does it spend a lot of time in water? No
7) Is it a beast of burden? Yes
8) Is it happy about that? Who knows?
9) Is it smaller than the average sheep? No
10)... and is it one of the camels belonging to the three wise men?( perhaps the camel called Spot) ...and No
11) Is it the Palm Sunday donkey? No
12) Is your example alive? (See 3) Probably. It was when this round started. Now possibly stabled, possibly wandering the tundra
13)Is it little Don Quay, little Don Quay, on the dusty road thingy? No

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: OB (---.range86-183.btcentralplus.com)
Date: January 05, 2013 07:48PM

Rudolph the red knows rain, dear!!!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/05/2013 07:50PM by OB.

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.10-3.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: January 06, 2013 11:45AM

Yes, it does look like rain!

Over to OB

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: OB (---.range86-183.btcentralplus.com)
Date: January 06, 2013 04:19PM

Oh bugger.


Righty oh. Animal vegetable mineral

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.as43234.net)
Date: January 09, 2013 10:24PM

Is it alive?

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: OB (---.range86-183.btcentralplus.com)
Date: January 10, 2013 10:07PM

1) It is not alive ( and does no kicking )

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.bb.sky.com)
Date: January 11, 2013 07:41AM

Will it fit in a breadbin?

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: OB (---.range86-183.btcentralplus.com)
Date: January 11, 2013 03:47PM

2) Nope: not even Mr Big-Unfriendly-Very-Hungry-Giant's breadbin

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.as43234.net)
Date: January 18, 2013 07:34PM

Is it a geographical feature?



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0) Animal, vegetable, mineral.
1) Is it alive? No, and kicks not.
2) Will it fit in a breadbin? No, not even a huge one.

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: OB (---.range86-156.btcentralplus.com)
Date: January 18, 2013 07:43PM

3) Not a geographical feature (big enough to be one if something nasty happened!)

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.10-3.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: January 20, 2013 09:14AM

Is it Robbie Williams ego?

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: OB (---.range86-178.btcentralplus.com)
Date: January 20, 2013 05:07PM

4) Is nothing to do with Mr. Williams and his ongoing self-delight.

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