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Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: November 26, 2012 09:35AM

....but not telling!

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: OB (---.range109-149.btcentralplus.com)
Date: November 26, 2012 01:41PM

Cowardy cowardy custard

Skiddy's full of mustard


He ate a pie but didn't die

Cowardy cowardy custard.

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: December 04, 2012 12:35PM

The key to not getting bored is to revisit sleeping threads


spare letter given a good home in a slightly lacking word



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/04/2012 07:35PM by SkidMarks.

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: OB (---.range31-51.btcentralplus.com)
Date: December 12, 2012 04:40PM

Irksome Jon with a pie-crust on

Won a game but wouldn't let on.

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.bb.sky.com)
Date: December 12, 2012 06:35PM

As no-one else is going to try, is it a keyboard?

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: OB (---.range31-51.btcentralplus.com)
Date: December 13, 2012 09:45AM

yes, Yes YES .

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: December 13, 2012 10:24AM

Thank you.

The next object is animal.

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: OB (---.range31-51.btcentralplus.com)
Date: December 13, 2012 04:48PM

1) Is it seasonal (not salt and peppery but Christmassy)?

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.10-3.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: December 14, 2012 09:28AM

0) Animal
2) seasonal? yes

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: December 14, 2012 10:18AM

3) Mythical?

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.10-3.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: December 14, 2012 02:58PM

0) Animal
2) seasonal? yes
3) Mythical? possibly, but probably not

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: OB (---.range86-152.btcentralplus.com)
Date: December 14, 2012 04:33PM

4) four legs?

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.10-3.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: December 15, 2012 01:59PM

0) Animal
2) seasonal? yes
3) Mythical? possibly, but probably not
4) yes or no, depending on the next question (unless the question involves breadboxes or pianos)


edited to make less clear



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/15/2012 02:01PM by SkidMarks.

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: OB (---.range86-152.btcentralplus.com)
Date: December 15, 2012 04:30PM

5) Is it Jack the Giant-killer's cow wot he took to market on the orders of some heavily made-up bloke pretending to be Jack's mum and who pretends to wail and cry and throw his frilly spotted apron over his head when Jack comes home with 5 beans.

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.10-3.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: December 16, 2012 11:39AM

0) Animal
2) seasonal? yes
3) Mythical? possibly, but probably not
4) Four legs? Yes
5) 5) Is it Jack the Giant-killer's cow wot he took to market on the orders of some heavily made-up bloke pretending to be Jack's mum and who pretends to wail and cry and throw his frilly spotted apron over his head when Jack comes home with 5 beans.No

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: ibborobb (---.messagelabs.net)
Date: December 17, 2012 12:08PM

Does it spend a lot of time in water?

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: December 17, 2012 01:52PM

0) Animal
2) seasonal? yes
3) Mythical? possibly, but probably not
4) Four legs? Yes
5) 5) Is it Jack the Giant-killer's cow wot he took to market on the orders of some heavily made-up bloke pretending to be Jack's mum and who pretends to wail and cry and throw his frilly spotted apron over his head when Jack comes home with 5 beans.No
6) Does it spend a lot of time in water? No

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: Bickaxe (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: December 17, 2012 02:21PM

Is it a beast of burden?

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Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: December 17, 2012 04:20PM

0) Animal
2) seasonal? yes
3) Mythical? possibly, but probably not
4) Four legs? Yes
5) 5) Is it Jack the Giant-killer's cow wot he took to market on the orders of some heavily made-up bloke pretending to be Jack's mum and who pretends to wail and cry and throw his frilly spotted apron over his head when Jack comes home with 5 beans.No
6) Does it spend a lot of time in water? No
7) Is it a beast of burden? Yes

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: December 21, 2012 10:14PM

8) Is it happy about that?

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