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0) Animal
2) seasonal? yes
3) Mythical? possibly, but probably not
4) yes or no, depending on the next question (unless the question involves breadboxes or pianos)
edited to make less clear
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/15/2012 02:01PM by SkidMarks.
5) Is it Jack the Giant-killer's cow wot he took to market on the orders of some heavily made-up bloke pretending to be Jack's mum and who pretends to wail and cry and throw his frilly spotted apron over his head when Jack comes home with 5 beans.
0) Animal
2) seasonal? yes
3) Mythical? possibly, but probably not
4) Four legs? Yes
5) 5) Is it Jack the Giant-killer's cow wot he took to market on the orders of some heavily made-up bloke pretending to be Jack's mum and who pretends to wail and cry and throw his frilly spotted apron over his head when Jack comes home with 5 beans.No
0) Animal
2) seasonal? yes
3) Mythical? possibly, but probably not
4) Four legs? Yes
5) 5) Is it Jack the Giant-killer's cow wot he took to market on the orders of some heavily made-up bloke pretending to be Jack's mum and who pretends to wail and cry and throw his frilly spotted apron over his head when Jack comes home with 5 beans.No
6) Does it spend a lot of time in water? No
0) Animal
2) seasonal? yes
3) Mythical? possibly, but probably not
4) Four legs? Yes
5) 5) Is it Jack the Giant-killer's cow wot he took to market on the orders of some heavily made-up bloke pretending to be Jack's mum and who pretends to wail and cry and throw his frilly spotted apron over his head when Jack comes home with 5 beans.No
6) Does it spend a lot of time in water? No
7) Is it a beast of burden? Yes