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0) Animal, vegetable, mineral.
1) Is it alive? No, and kicks not.
2) Will it fit in a breadbin? No, not even a huge one.
3) Not a geographical feature (big enough to be one if something nasty happened!)
4) Is it Robbie Williams ego? No
5) Is it Ffordean?
0) Animal, vegetable, mineral.
1) Is it alive? No, and kicks not.
2) Will it fit in a breadbin? No, not even a huge one.
3) Not a geographical feature (big enough to be one if something nasty happened!)
4) Is it Robbie Williams ego? No
5) Is it Ffordean?No
6) Is it a building?
0) Animal, vegetable, mineral.
1) Is it alive? No, and kicks not.
2) Will it fit in a breadbin? No, not even a huge one.
3) Not a geographical feature (big enough to be one if something nasty happened!)
4) Is it Robbie Williams ego? No
5) Is it Ffordean?No
6) Is it a building? Not a building but even so, man-made.
7) Not the Forth Railway bridge. Not as long, more bulky,but salty.