<thinks about a sandwich>

<hope VM knows where I can find a loaf>

<Idles away time packing and unpacking nest of Russian Breadboxes>

<Wonders how to work in concept of loafing>

<decides to loaf in concept of working>

<rests>

Is it larger than a book?

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Part time Quantum Elephant hollower

0) Mineral, but a lot of them also have vegetable parts.
1) Would a (normal) person wear it? No.
2) Is it larger than a book? No. But you know how it is, there are producers out there that are trying to sell a bad book by making it extra small (presumably so you won't be tempted to read it). So the answer does not exlude the possibility of books that are smaller. Jaspers hardbacks, on the other hand, are definitely larger.

3) is it manufactured?

<Hands several tissues and consoling slice of cake to VM>

0) Mineral, but a lot of them also have vegetable parts.
1) Would a (normal) person wear it? No.
2) Is it larger than a book? No.
3) is it manufactured? Yes.

Is it electric/electronic?

0) Mineral, but a lot of them also have vegetable parts.
1) Would a (normal) person wear it? No.
2) Is it larger than a book? No.
3) Is it manufactured? Yes.
4) Is it electric/electronic? No.

Is it smaller than 4 inches (10 cm) in its longest dimension?

0) Mineral, but a lot of them also have vegetable parts.
1) Would a (normal) person wear it? No.
2) Is it larger than a book? No.
3) Is it manufactured? Yes.
4) Is it electric/electronic? No.
5) Is it smaller than 4 inches (10 cm) in its longest dimension? The majority are not.

Does it produce a humanly detectable smell when in use?

0) Mineral, but a lot of them also have vegetable parts.
1) Would a (normal) person wear it? No.
2) Is it larger than a book? No.
3) Is it manufactured? Yes.
4) Is it electric/electronic? No.
5) Is it smaller than 4 inches (10 cm) in its longest dimension? The majority are not.
6) Does it produce a humanly detectable smell when in use? No.

7) Does it produce a humanly detectable noise when in use?

0) Mineral, but a lot of them also have vegetable parts.
1) Would a (normal) person wear it? No.
2) Is it larger than a book? No.
3) Is it manufactured? Yes.
4) Is it electric/electronic? No.
5) Is it smaller than 4 inches (10 cm) in its longest dimension? The majority are not.
6) Does it produce a humanly detectable smell when in use? No.
7) Does it produce a humanly detectable noise when in use? Yes.

Is it a musical intrument?

0) Mineral, but a lot of them also have vegetable parts.
1) Would a (normal) person wear it? No.
2) Is it larger than a book? No.
3) Is it manufactured? Yes.
4) Is it electric/electronic? No.
5) Is it smaller than 4 inches (10 cm) in its longest dimension? The majority are not.
6) Does it produce a humanly detectable smell when in use? No.
7) Does it produce a humanly detectable noise when in use? Yes.
8) Is it a musical intrument? Yes.

Harmonica?

Exactly.

Oi. That was fast. I think half the praise goes to geg with asking about a noise...unfortunately there are not that many instruments as small as a harmonica...

Well, its up to you to find something more difficult, Skids.

Thanks PH & thanks geg
The next one is vegetable, although some are mineral (and Delacuesta might argue all are mineral).

Is it living?

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Part time Quantum Elephant hollower