Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by:
MuseSusan (---.nycap.res.rr.com)
Date: October 20, 2010 04:22AM
0) The item can be entirely animal, entirely vegetable, or a combination. Many examples have mineral in their composition as well.
1) I feel curiously compelled to know if it would fit in an average sized bread bin. Most definitely, yes!
2) Does it have moving parts? In the strictest sense, yes, parts of it can move.
3) Is it decorative, rather than functional? In the strictest sense it is not decorative and serves a definite function.
4) Would I want to eat it? No!
5) Is it clothing? No
6) Is it a household item? I would not classify it as such, although in the past it has conveyed connotations of domesticity.
7) Is it alive? No
8) Is it worn on the body? (as a non-clothing item) No
9) Does one buy it in the supermarket? Not in any supermarket I've ever entered.
10) Is it a common item? Would you expect the average person or family to have one? Not common, but not exactly uncommon either. Those who have one usually have more than one, but lots of people don't have any.
11) Is it primarily used outdoors? No, it could be used equally indoors and outdoors.
12) Does it have anything to do with fire? No.
13) Is it recreational? Nowadays almost exclusively recreational.
14) Is it something you would buy? Yes
15) Is it sporting? No
16) Would a dog think before eating it? Nope, in fact my friend's dog has attempted to eat several of mine. (This does not imply that it is in any way food-like!)
17) Is it something found rather than bought? No, it's usually bought, although some folks like to make theirs from an even raw-er raw material before using the item in question to make something else.
18) Is it a clothes peg? No
19) Paint brush? No
20) Is it a piece/bolt/length of fabric? Closest yet, but no
The item in question is a ball of yarn! I have a greater sympathy to those who have come before me and had trouble with some of the more ambiguous questions. Since yarn is extremely flexible, I felt that my answer to the "moving parts" question was accurate, and I would say that yarn is not normally worn on the body before it has been knitted, crocheted, or woven (and is therefore no longer a ball).
Since nobody got it, does this mean I get to go again?
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0) The item is entirely animal.