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0) The item is vegetable in composition.
1) is it edible? I could make the usual justifications and rationalizations and say that you could in fact eat it and not die, but really that is stretching things quite a bit. No, it is not something you should eat.
2) is it carnivorous? No, and I'm glad of it!
3) Does it like the sun? Not especially.
4) would most Fforumites own at least one? Yes (albeit on a temporary basis)
5) Is it manufactured? Yes.
6) Is it bigger than a breadbox? No!
7) Is it used to store things? Nope!
8) Does it have moving parts? No
9) Is it a wooden breadboard? No
10) Is it made of wood? Yes, in a manner of speaking.
11) Is it made of paper? Yes!
12) Is it a bank-note (bill)? No
0) The item is vegetable in composition.
1) is it edible? I could make the usual justifications and rationalizations and say that you could in fact eat it and not die, but really that is stretching things quite a bit. No, it is not something you should eat.
2) is it carnivorous? No, and I'm glad of it!
3) Does it like the sun? Not especially.
4) would most Fforumites own at least one? Yes (albeit on a temporary basis)
5) Is it manufactured? Yes.
6) Is it bigger than a breadbox? No!
7) Is it used to store things? Nope!
8) Does it have moving parts? No
9) Is it a wooden breadboard? No
10) Is it made of wood? Yes, in a manner of speaking.
11) Is it made of paper? Yes!
12) Is it a bank-note (bill)? No
13) a paper handkerchief (tissue)? No
0) The item is vegetable in composition.
1) is it edible? I could make the usual justifications and rationalizations and say that you could in fact eat it and not die, but really that is stretching things quite a bit. No, it is not something you should eat.
2) is it carnivorous? No, and I'm glad of it!
3) Does it like the sun? Not especially.
4) would most Fforumites own at least one? Yes (albeit on a temporary basis)
5) Is it manufactured? Yes.
6) Is it bigger than a breadbox? No!
7) Is it used to store things? Nope!
8) Does it have moving parts? No
9) Is it a wooden breadboard? No
10) Is it made of wood? Yes, in a manner of speaking.
11) Is it made of paper? Yes!
12) Is it a bank-note (bill)? No
13) a paper handkerchief (tissue)? No
14) Is there writing on/in it? (Do you mean text of any kind, or handwriting? In the interest of being very helpful, I will say that there is always text, and often handwriting.)
0) The item is vegetable in composition.
1) is it edible? I could make the usual justifications and rationalizations and say that you could in fact eat it and not die, but really that is stretching things quite a bit. No, it is not something you should eat.
2) is it carnivorous? No, and I'm glad of it!
3) Does it like the sun? Not especially.
4) would most Fforumites own at least one? Yes (albeit on a temporary basis)
5) Is it manufactured? Yes.
6) Is it bigger than a breadbox? No!
7) Is it used to store things? Nope!
8) Does it have moving parts? No
9) Is it a wooden breadboard? No
10) Is it made of wood? Yes, in a manner of speaking.
11) Is it made of paper? Yes!
12) Is it a bank-note (bill)? No
13) a paper handkerchief (tissue)? No
14) Is there writing on/in it? (Do you mean text of any kind, or handwriting? In the interest of being very helpful, I will say that there is always text, and often handwriting.)
15) A cheque springs to mind. Yes! The item is indeed a check (or cheque; I do love British spelling!)