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Re: Meet the fforum returns....
Posted by: Lovelornninja (---.server.ntli.net)
Date: March 07, 2006 10:09AM

HAIR COLOUR?
Important news flash, after years of having long, dark hair and looking like a reject from wuthering heights, I now have shoulder length dark/ ash blonde hair.
I'm hoping it looks more like Sharon Stone but have a nasty feeling it could be a touch of the Myra Hindley's.
I feel so weird though, I'm really an intense brunette masquerading as a fun loving blonde.I am going to start wearing specs and carrying Eurypides(book) under my arm.
Has anyone else experienced this dichotomy twixt hair and personality?



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This arises from constantly deluded hope and so also dissatisfaction.

Re: Meet the fforum returns....
Posted by: splat21 (195.33.121.---)
Date: March 07, 2006 10:32AM

Not precisely that, but close. I went from red to blonde when the colour started fading (which red hair often does).

Fascinating the way blonde hair works on male pheromones - you get far more attention and men trying to pick you up, even though the only difference is your hair colour.

Not sure how big a dichotomy it was though - when I went blonde the first thing one of my friends said was, "Oh, it suits you so well that I think you must always have been a blonde at heart!" Yerss. Still thinking that may have been one of the better insults I've come across.



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Re: Meet the fforum returns....
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.bur.dialup.dodo.com.au)
Date: March 07, 2006 10:33AM

I'm a dumb blonde pretending to be a firey red head...

Re: Meet the fforum returns....
Posted by: robert (---.nsw.bigpond.net.au)
Date: March 07, 2006 02:05PM

A lot of my hair is skin coloured.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Re: Meet the fforum returns....
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (61.68.169.---)
Date: March 08, 2006 08:04AM

Mwhaha!

Re: Meet the fforum returns....
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com)
Date: March 08, 2006 09:07PM

HAT IS YOUR FULL NAME?
Heather Tamlyn Cornford, but I always go by Tamlyn (hence Tamboozle), so don't call me Heather!

2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING?
Yellow and black stripey thong (!)

3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
The computer, and the tap dripping.

4. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER?
7276

5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
mince with my own sauce and rice. Yum yum!!

6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
Olive green

7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW?
Can't see, it's dark outside. But it is cold.

8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
umm, my boyfriend

9. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
eyes. then bum.

10. FAVOURITE BOOK?
Lord of the Rings. But also any Christopher Brookmyre, Time Travellers Wife and all Terry Pratchett. Oh, and the Lovely Bones.

11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
Bored, bored, bored. Why do you think i'm doing this??

12. FAVORITE DRINK NON ALCOHOLIC?
Tea!

13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
Vodka and tonic, or a pint.

14. FAVORITE SPORTS?
Football, snooker, tennis.

HAIR COLOR?
brown, long with a bit of a fringe

16. EYE COLOR?
Greeny hazel

17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
no, my vision is 20/20

18. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES:
1 sister, 22, 3 brothers, 21, 29 and 37

19. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?
all of it. I love to eat

20. TEMPER OR MILD MANNERED?
Both, depending on the situation

21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
Umm, probably Dodgeball, for the twentieth time. At the cinema it was sin city

22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
Probably my birthday, cos it doesn't happen every year

23. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
kinda

24. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS BETTER?
I like both

25. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Again, I like both. but right now I could do with some sun

26. HUGS OR KISSES?
Yay!

27. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
Relationship. Been in mione for over 5 years now

28. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
Vanilla

29. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK?
What friends??

30. TEA, LIAGB or WOLP?
Can't choose, love them all.

31. WHICH NEXTIAN CHARACTER IS MOST LIKE YOU?
Miss Havisham. If I could drive, i'd love to race!

32. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS?
Trying to buy a flat

33. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING?
Just finished SR, probably gonna re-read one of my mountain of books

34. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
don't have one

35. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
Trivial Pursuit.

36. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT?
My washing, a face pack, made dinner, read. Not all at once.

37. FAVORITE SMELLS?
Matches when they've just been lit

38. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE
MORNING?
What what what

39. How old where you when you went on your first date?
properly, prob 18

40. What's your favorite sound?
Wind howling outside when you're snug and warm inside with a cup of tea and a good book


Re: Meet the fforum returns....
Posted by: Puck (---.bloomfield.org)
Date: March 10, 2006 06:44PM

I just realized, I am currently celebrating my 500 post anniversary!
(This here is my 501st!)

I feel like I've been a ffffffforumite forever...



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Metaphors be with you!

Re: Meet the fforum returns....
Posted by: robert (---.nsw.bigpond.net.au)
Date: March 10, 2006 11:28PM

And every post a winner too!

After 500, I bet you don't feel half grand.

I know.
hat, coat, -->

Re: Meet the fforum returns....
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.tpgi.com.au)
Date: March 11, 2006 12:23AM

(makes supreme effort not to giggle)

Re: Meet the fforum returns....
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (61.68.160.---)
Date: March 12, 2006 01:23AM

See! I told you all I don't automatically guffaw at really bad jokes!

Re: Meet the fforum returns....
Posted by: robert (---.nsw.bigpond.net.au)
Date: March 12, 2006 05:23AM

Oh, right!
So that was a "really bad" joke.
You just wait.
All of you, just wait!
Yeah, that's you...
and you...
and especially You....

<exits in a huff, talking to self, laughing at possibilities>
[edit starts]
<come back on in a minute and a huff. Then exits normally, whistling innocently>



Post Edited (03-12-06 06:25)

Re: Meet the fforum returns....
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (61.68.164.---)
Date: March 12, 2006 12:00PM

I'm guessing you've watched Duck Soup more than once.

Re: Meet the fforum returns....
Posted by: Puck (---.hsd1.mi.comcast.net)
Date: March 13, 2006 01:48AM

Why, thank you, robert!

I, for one, will refrain from making fun of your jokes (mostly because mine are even worse...)



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Metaphors be with you!

Re: Meet the fforum returns....
Posted by: tieff (---.246.107.92.tisdip.tiscali.de)
Date: March 13, 2006 07:43AM

1.WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME?
David John Twigg-Flesner

2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING?
Brown corduroy today.

3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
The humming of the computer fan; last album I listened to was Brian Auger's Befour

4. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER?
2253

5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
An apple

6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
Blue

7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW?
Bright and sunny, but freezing: -5 C

8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
My son

9. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
What they're wearing and whether it suits them

10. FAVOURITE BOOK?
Asimov &#8211; the Robot and Foundation series

11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
Still alive and grateful

12. FAVORITE DRINK NON ALCOHOLIC?
Lime and lemon

13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
Forbidden on medical grounds (used to be vodka and lime)

14. FAVORITE SPORTS?
Rugby, biathlon &#8211; as a spectator; meniscus damage prevents active participation.

15. HAIR COLOR?
Was brown, now predominantly grey/white

16. EYE COLOR?
Greenish brown

17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
Varifocals

18. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES:
2 brothers, 58, 50, 1 sister 53

19. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?
Roast beef, Yorkshire pud, peas and carrots

20. TEMPER OR MILD MANNERED?
Mild until roused

21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
Madagascar

22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
The first day of the summer holidays

23. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
Yes, unless it&#8217;s my wife

24. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS BETTER?
Scary usually makes me laugh, happy often has the same result.

25. SUMMER OR WINTER?
See 22

26. HUGS OR KISSES?
Both, at the same time!

27. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
Happily married for 38 years &#8211; says it all.

28. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
Vanilla with caramel sauce

29. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK?
Usually

30. TEA, LIAGB or WOLP?
One and all

31. WHICH NEXTIAN CHARACTER IS MOST LIKE YOU?
Ashley

32. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS?
Own house with wife and cat &#8211; our three children all emigrated to England / Wales to study - and stayed there.

33. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING?
Just finished Neil Gaimann&#8217;s American Gods, waiting for my wife to finish Rankin&#8217;s A Question of Blood, filling in with a few chapters of Alexander NcCall Smith&#8217;s 44 Scotland Street

34. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
Dust!!!! Haven&#8217;t used it for months!

35. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
Halma

36. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT?
Played Scrabble with my wife. Has anyone figured out how Granny Next managed to get over 500 points - neither of us has managed to break 400 so far.

37. FAVORITE SMELLS?
New mown hay

38. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE
MORNING?
One day nearer retirement

39. How old where you when you went on your first date?
Late developer &#8211; 23 (I was more interested in other things until then) &#8211; helped an exchange student from Germany to find a laundrette: result see 27.

40. What's your favorite sound?
The guitar of Hank Marvin

Re: Meet the fforum returns....
Posted by: robert (---.nsw.bigpond.net.au)
Date: March 13, 2006 07:59AM

Hi tieff
Nice to see you back... and scraping a bit of that dust off the mousepad.

I, for one, would like to see a few more posts from one of the people who hooked me onto this site.
A number of your answers to the generic survey thingy were very similar to what I'd answer if I could ever answer a generic survey thingy without attempting to undermine it.
I'm 53. Where do you fit in the sibling list?

Re: Meet the fforum returns....
Posted by: PrinzHilde (---.dip0.t-ipconnect.de)
Date: March 13, 2006 11:41AM

Ah, on 500 points in scrabble:

I have never tried it in english, and it might work better in german anyway, but in my experience there are two prerequisites for high points.

1. All players have to work together, not playing competitively. For us it worked best with only two players. If you leave open oportunities and talk about possible solutions, you can come up with pretty amazing word counts.

2. We allow amending of words and all word forms. Like when you have play, add E and R for player, wait for the next round, then add S for players, and on... If you have the P on a high character score, and for example the E reaches a double word score, it starts to add up.

Our best results were 1150 points combined for both players, and I think my friend got once over 700 points.




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Re: Meet the fforum returns....
Posted by: tieff (---.dip.t-dialin.net)
Date: March 14, 2006 06:30AM

Robert:
I lead the sibling list by 3 years - hence the remark about retirement!

Re: Meet the fforum returns....
Posted by: Anonymous User (161.243.113.---)
Date: March 15, 2006 08:25PM

Well, since we're gong for updates, here's mine.


1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME
Robert Sterling Pendell, Jr.
aka Adastra
aka The Wizzard of Jacksonville

2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING?

tan

3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?

People walking by at the library. The sounds of typing from the other computer desks, a vacuum cleaner running in a nearby reading room.

4. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER?

0394

5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?

an ice cream sundae.

6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE

forest green.

7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW?

Sunny and mild.

8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?

My friend, Don, night before last.

9. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?

As little as possible.

10. FAVOURITE BOOK?

Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, ME edition.

11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?

more relaxed than usual

12. FAVORITE DRINK NON ALCOHOLIC?

diet coke

13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?

Meyer's Rum and Coke.

14. FAVORITE SPORTS?

Table tennis

HAIR COLOR?

Brown, shortish

16. EYE COLOR?

brown

17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?

No, do you think I should?

18. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES:

1 brother, 1 sister. I'm oldest.

19. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?

sushi

20. TEMPER OR MILD MANNERED?

Temper when forced to deal with idiots. Anyone who says there's no such thing as a stupid question has never worked in customer service.

21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?

The Keeper on DVD. The last movie I saw at the cinema was HP and the Goblet of Fire.

22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?

Any day that I'm off from work.

23. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?

No, too uninterested.

24. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS BETTER?

All kinds of movies, if they're good ones. Scary movies usually aren't, although both the Saw movies were well done. I love good sci-fi and fantasy, but they're hard to find, Serenity's about the best I've seen lately.


25. SUMMER OR WINTER?

Yes.

26. HUGS OR KISSES?

Neither.

27. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?

Neither, too much work.

28. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?

Chocolate, preferably with peanut butter.

29. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK?

Prefer to meet face to face.

30. TEA, LIAGB or WOLP?

WOLP.

31. WHICH NEXTIAN CHARACTER IS MOST LIKE YOU?

Possibly Spike, but I'm much much older. Still, I do occasionally deal with exterminating SEBs.

32. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS?

A small one-bedroom apartment, littered with books.

33. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING?

Something Rotten, also Marilyn Monroe: the Biography, by Donald Spoto, also Furies of Calderon, by Jim Butcher, various other too numerous to list.

34. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
a mouse.

35. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?

No, no, video games only. Doom.

36. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT?

Watched a DVD.

37. FAVORITE SMELLS?

Don't notice smells much.

38. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE
MORNING?

Oh, God, why am I still here?

39. How old where you when you went on your first date?

Don't remember.

40. What's your favorite sound?

Puccini, any Puccini, also Prokofiev's violin Concertos, both of them together, also anything by Juno Reactor.


Re: Meet the fforum returns....
Posted by: splat21 (---.range86-140.btcentralplus.com)
Date: March 16, 2006 07:37PM

This is Martin, not me, obviously...

1.WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME?
Martin Theo Bentley

2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING?
Blue Jeans

3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Aircon in Guthrie Computer Labs

4. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER?
3333

5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Yoghurt for brekkies.

6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
One of those wierd unnamed ones.

7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW?
Sunny +- 20 something degrees C

8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
My Mom (last night)

9. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Opposite sex? What's that?

10. FAVOURITE BOOK?
Rats Bats and Vats by Dave Freer and Eric FLint

11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
Over the moon.

12. FAVORITE DRINK NON ALCOHOLIC?
Kola Tonic and Lemonade

13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
Don't drink alcohol

14. FAVORITE SPORTS?
Rock/Wall Climbing

15. HAIR COLOR?
Brownish blonde

16. EYE COLOR?
Grey/blue (depends what I'm wearing)

17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
No.

18. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES:
1 sister (16)

19. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?
My mom's Lasagne

20. TEMPER OR MILD MANNERED?
Usually chilled. Bad tempered at times.

21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
MP Search for the Holy Grail (again)

22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
Any overcast but not cold day.

23. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
Yes

24. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS BETTER?
Don't watch scary, happy is usually funny.

25. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Winter

26. HUGS OR KISSES?
Both

27. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
Relationship

28. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
Vanilla with choc sauce

29. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK?
Sometimes. If I ask them something.

30. TEA, LIAGB or WOLP?
They're seperate books? I read 'em one after the other anyway.

31. WHICH NEXTIAN CHARACTER IS MOST LIKE YOU?
Mary Mary (does that count?)

32. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS?
Residence at Rhodes University

33. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING?
The Berserker Wars by Saberhagen
Fundamentals of Physics by Halliday, Walker and Resnick (5th ED)

34. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
Mouse pad?

35. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
30 Seconds or Cranium

36. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT?
Wrote a maths test, did physics, visited my girlfriend

37. FAVORITE SMELLS?
Petrol

38. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE
MORNING?
I don't think in the morning

39. How old where you when you went on your first date?
That was a few weeks ago.

40. What's your favorite sound?
Random background music.

Re: Meet the fforum returns....
Posted by: kaz (---.vic.bigpond.net.au)
Date: March 16, 2006 08:56PM

First date a few weeks ago?? I think we need LOTS more details.


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