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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: MistyCat (---.nzwide.ihug.co.nz)
Date: January 20, 2011 08:48PM

... upset, crying and complaining.

Oh wait, that was this morning.

The youth of today...

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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: January 21, 2011 10:50AM

... have no redeeming features, and they're really proud of that!

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Hello John got a new ....



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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: xmorpheus (86.47.144.---)
Date: January 21, 2011 11:55AM

....carbuncle?

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Comma comma down dooby doo down...,,,,,

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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: January 21, 2011 12:51PM

... is this how you punctuate a duck?

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There once was an ugly.........

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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.asa.utk.edu)
Date: January 21, 2011 02:55PM

clown, but Xmorpheus killed it, so we are all safe.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall...

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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: MuseSusan (---.wireless.albany.edu)
Date: January 21, 2011 04:42PM

…99 bottles of beer,
Take one hundred down, pass 'em around,
Minus one bottles of beer on the wall!

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To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both…

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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Marit (---.tbcn.telia.com)
Date: January 21, 2011 09:09PM

...in one's livingroom must be a sign that it's time to tidy up a bit.

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Once I ran to you, now...

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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: xmorpheus (---.b-ras1.bdt.dublin.eircom.net)
Date: January 21, 2011 11:27PM

....i just get the bus. You owe me an oyster card.

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Touch me baby tainted.....

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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: ibborobb (217.196.236.---)
Date: January 25, 2011 12:27PM

....depilatory cream means that I'm now downy all over & smell of peaches.

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Have you heard, it's in the stars, next July we ....

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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: bunyip (---.pa.vic.optusnet.com.au)
Date: January 27, 2011 03:57AM

...pay our income tax plus Queensland flood repair levy, and probably the Victorian flood levy, and just in case we have any money left, the politician's pay rise levy.



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Sarcasm is to what as peanut paste is ti....

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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: xmorpheus (86.47.144.---)
Date: January 31, 2011 12:33PM

....armadillo.

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I'm not a blinkin' thickie, I'm Billaricie Dickie and I'm.........

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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: February 01, 2011 11:39AM

going round and round the Sadler's Farm magic roundabout trying to find my way to Shoeburyness.


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It takes much longer to get up North........

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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.196.102.82.threembb.co.uk)
Date: February 01, 2011 05:27PM

...If you set off going East

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How the West was..........

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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: February 02, 2011 10:59AM

peaceful there, Go West.

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Che Guevara and Debussey to a ....

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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: February 03, 2011 12:17AM

nnounce details of their debut album later this month.

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I was walking, up the High Street, when....

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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Marit (---.ias.bredband.telia.com)
Date: February 03, 2011 10:32AM

...I met you. And even then I knew I'd find a much better place, either with or without you.

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Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou...

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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: xmorpheus (---.b-ras1.bdt.dublin.eircom.net)
Date: February 03, 2011 08:25PM

...Romeo. Deny thy father and refuse thy name <interrupted by Mercutio> "pppppsssttt duuuuuude - bros before hos"

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I'm gonna write her a sonnet cos....

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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: MistyCat (---.dsl.dyn.ihug.co.nz)
Date: February 04, 2011 06:54AM

.. her eyes are all sparkly and stuff and her hair ain't too foul neither and her teeth are all shiny like stars (and they both come out at night.)

I wrote a letter to my love...

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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: February 04, 2011 09:59AM

....child, giving the exact details of their conception. I'm still waiting for an answer.


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There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium ........

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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: February 04, 2011 10:32AM

...tomic, and navratalova all through to the semi-finals.

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Parsly, sage, rosemary and ....

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