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Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: MartinB (155.232.128.---)
Date: May 24, 2007 07:46AM

<thinks King KOng could answer that, but also thought that we moved to a theatre>

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: May 24, 2007 08:57AM

<points out that since the divorce, Tarzan has been living in a cave with a rather attractive Gorilla named Melanie.....>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: May 25, 2007 09:12AM

<realises that she shouldn't have said that as it was supposed to be a secret>

<sights the Black Pearl off the western shore>

<hoists the Jolly Roger to the top of the treehouse flagpole>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.static.dsl.dodo.com.au)
Date: May 25, 2007 09:39AM

<Gives the EITC the previously agreed sign. Gets a sack to stuff gorgeous Johnny in>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: May 28, 2007 09:03AM

<grabs sack from Kitten>

<"bad kitten! MY Depp. Here, have a nice Orlando instead!">

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.static.dsl.dodo.com.au)
Date: May 28, 2007 01:38PM

<Lets Xmorph take the decoy sack>






<Runs>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: May 29, 2007 08:55AM

<looks sad and wanders over to the mysterious chest that fell out of the sack Kitten was running with>

<opens the chest.......>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: MartinB (155.232.128.---)
Date: May 29, 2007 02:01PM

<wonders if we are going to have a hearty soup tonight>

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: Lady Teaspoon (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: May 30, 2007 03:56AM

<hopes the heart has stopped beating before it is put in the soup>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: May 30, 2007 10:09AM

<wonders if he can use the beating heart to stir the soup>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: MartinB (155.232.128.---)
Date: May 30, 2007 10:48AM

<thinks that that would make it shaken, not stirred>

__________________________________
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.static.dsl.dodo.com.au)
Date: May 30, 2007 02:23PM

<Adds Bacon>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: MartinB (155.232.128.---)
Date: May 30, 2007 02:38PM

<tests>

<decides it needs cheese>

<throws in part of At World's End's script containing Elizabeth's speech>

__________________________________
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: 198505 (---.cable.ubr04.pres.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: May 31, 2007 12:07PM

<stirs, and adds salt and pepper to taste>

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Blood! Death! War! Rumpy pumpy! Triumph!

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: June 01, 2007 04:46PM

<decides to have a nice salad instead>

<starts to hunt for tomatoes>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 02, 2007 08:34AM

<watches XM stalk a particularly dangerous specimen of the fruit>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: MartinB (155.232.128.---)
Date: June 02, 2007 09:27AM

<aims at tomato>

+watches as shotgun leaves tomato paste+

__________________________________
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: 198505 (---.cable.ubr04.pres.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: June 02, 2007 01:32PM

<hums 'Attack Of The Killa Tomatos'>

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Blood! Death! War! Rumpy pumpy! Triumph!

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 02, 2007 06:21PM

<wonders how Numbers remembers that tune>

<digs out 'Attack' and 'Return' to give mrs. SkidMarks an evening of class entertainment>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 02, 2007 06:22PM

<hastily points out that he did not mention which class>

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