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<Offers net-dredged advice on how not to be eaten by a duck...>

<reads on, fascinated by the excellent advice on this page>

<wonders if there is a place those of us of a literary conspiracy-theoretical turn of mind can chat without certain eyes watching...>

<deploys cloaking device>

<is vewy vewy kwiet>

<is hunting evil ducks>

<Offers some beetles and a rodent. Thinks that somehow this will help>

< Thinks maybe BK is the mole and possibly behind the bugging?>

< Affects look of sad betrayal. Continues to plant microphones.>

<offers up tray of Leylandii saplings - they'll grow faster & provide cover from the outside world>

<wonders what kind of plant you get when you plant microphones?>

<offers up Robert Plant as a suggestion>

Kate Bush?

<calls the pun police>

<Who are unfortunately busy in another thread>

<"thank you for calling the pun police. If you know the type of crime that's been committed, press 1">

<beep>

<"you have selected "humourcide">

<believes that humour is alive and well>

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<thinks humor is something that we all need more of in the world>

<searches desperately for insects in a last attempt at her project>

<stumbles across some new baking...>

<apple tart anyone?>

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"I've always believed that it would be up to the young people to save the Endangered Wildlife for the future." - George Adamson.

<likes tarts>

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<hands MartinB a large chunk of Apple tart>

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"I've always believed that it would be up to the young people to save the Endangered Wildlife for the future." - George Adamson.

<hopes that ZB didn't find any of her insects in the tart>

<remembers the old adage and hopes even more that ZB didn't find half of any insects in the tart>

<does the happy dance as she's finished First Among Sequels>

<sits down and wraps herself in the "Blankie O'Depression (TM)" as she realised that she pigged out on the book and now there are no more Fforde books until the next one>

<wibbles quietly>