I'll buy it! Five pounds.

Of cheese.

<wonders what the noise was>

<puts down drum sticks and smiles>

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Blood! Death! War! Rumpy pumpy! Triumph!

Oh. Excuuuuuuuse me!

<says: I'll buy it! Five pounds.

Of cheese.>

<looks for a mug>

<finds a baked doormouse>

<looks bewildered>

<eats doormouse>

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"I've always believed that it would be up to the young people to save the Endangered Wildlife for the future." - George Adamson.

<starts to swim, what with all the rain we've been having round here>

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Blood! Death! War! Rumpy pumpy! Triumph!

<offers numbers a hairdryer>

<points out that it is powered by the heavy winds we had around here this week>

<watches with an even more bewildered look as people take to the water>

<gets cold watching the swimming as it is winter here>

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"I've always believed that it would be up to the young people to save the Endangered Wildlife for the future." - George Adamson.

<finds the water very refreshing, as it has been unbelievably hot and humid here for the past week.>

<kindly refuses offer of hiar dryer, owing to fact of having very little hair to dry>

<would offer to swop places with MuseSusan, but Texas is nearer to you and is having pretty much the same weather, or so I'm told>

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Blood! Death! War! Rumpy pumpy! Triumph!

<Marvels at mysterious wet stuff falling from the sky. Wonders how it's going, with building that ark. Hopes the weather keeps it up.>



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/01/2007 08:13AM by Bonzai Kitten.

<dismayed that there has been so much rain that wood is too sodden to build a boat>

<tries to find the drawings for that concrete carp ark>

<is finding other ways to build a large boat>

<runs around gleefully with ideas>

<hopes that the titanic idea does not lead to the death of the boat similar to the death of the titanic>

<puts on another jersey as watching people swimming is making her colder>

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"I've always believed that it would be up to the young people to save the Endangered Wildlife for the future." - George Adamson.

<calls up her trained goldfish to act as living waterskis>

<ponders the meaning of the flood>

<wonders if flood is to rid the world of wickedness......>

<ponders that, if this is the case, evil ducks are getting off scott free>

<thinks that if XM is right we had better rescue BK now, unless she is a duck>

<Paddles around using bowl as canoe. Hopes the rain continues as we still have a good 80 percent to catch up before the water catchments are full enough to be safe from total drought for another year. Offers to take everyone elses rain too... Just pop it in the mail!>

<Ponders that as BK is in a bowl, wouldn't that be closer to a coracle?>

<Loves his firefox 2.4, as it has an auto spel chec>

<stumbles into surreal Fforum thread by accident, in search of pie>

<stumbles out again, totally bemused>

<hands BK a larger canoe>

<wishes that the rain would come to her as we are in a bad drought and needing food fast>



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"I've always believed that it would be up to the young people to save the Endangered Wildlife for the future." - George Adamson.

<wonders if there is any way to determine which ducks are evil>

<plots nefarious things involving guilt free waterfowl munching>

<worries that evil ducks will taste bad>