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Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: 198505 (---.cable.ubr04.pres.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: June 03, 2007 07:47AM

<informs SkidMarks that Numbers saw 'Return' once long ago, when he and his mate used to go and rent videos on a friday or saturday, and tried to out do each other with the worst that could be found>

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Blood! Death! War! Rumpy pumpy! Triumph!

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 03, 2007 08:25AM

<laughs at the thought of the contest :) >

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: MartinB (155.232.128.---)
Date: June 04, 2007 07:40AM

<would like to do that but needs a better video shoppe in town>

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 04, 2007 10:56AM

<strongly recommends "Revenge of Billy the Kid">

<finds handy bunch of Basil in pocket>

<looks around for some Mozzarella and hopes to rescue some unsplattered tomatoes>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: 198505 (---.cable.ubr04.pres.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: June 04, 2007 09:23PM

<Would hunt a copy of Vampire Motorcycle>

<ways up the odds of finding a copy of Vampire Motorcycle being a good idea or somethign really stupid>

<Goes ahead a starts looking anyway>

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Blood! Death! War! Rumpy pumpy! Triumph!

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: June 05, 2007 08:50AM

<wonders if she should point out that VAmpire Motorcycle on DVD is available for 3.97 on Amazon>

[www.amazon.co.uk]

<"shhhhhhhhhhh be vewwy vewwy kwiet. We're hunting wadishes">

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 05, 2007 08:54AM

<wishes he had waited as his copy of Vampire Motorcycle cost 6.95>

<munches on mozzarella, tomato and basil sandwhich>

<wanders back to the wreck of the treehouse to see if anyone has started rebuilding it yet.>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: MartinB (155.232.128.---)
Date: June 05, 2007 09:14AM

<still insists we are in a theatre now>

__________________________________
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: June 12, 2007 10:05AM

<decides to bump the thread up out of badness>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: MartinB (155.232.128.---)
Date: June 12, 2007 01:33PM

<is shocked>

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: June 12, 2007 01:53PM

<silence, threadkiller!!!!!>

:p

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: MartinB (155.232.128.---)
Date: June 12, 2007 07:57PM

<silences the thread killer>

<even though he is sure that no one is able to speak anyway>

__________________________________
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 13, 2007 07:10AM

<assumes Daffy had missed final "s" from "silences" and so had already silenced threadkiller>

<further assumes that the TK is now very silenced>

<disputes that we are in a theatre>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.static.dsl.dodo.com.au)
Date: June 13, 2007 02:47PM

<Takes the shocking step of distributing 'conversation cards' to revive the treehouse>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 13, 2007 02:57PM

<reads conversation card>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: MartinB (155.232.128.---)
Date: June 13, 2007 05:52PM

<wonders what that tasty bit of paper was>

__________________________________
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: Lady Teaspoon (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: June 13, 2007 07:26PM

<suggests that it is not entirely impossible that theatres could be built in trees>

<opens door revealing leafy foliage and a militant group of squirrels to prove the point>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: Chris (---.west.biz.rr.com)
Date: June 13, 2007 10:11PM

<looking maniacally for the lighting rig>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 14, 2007 07:58AM

<takes plan of normal theatre layout>

<turns plan through 90 degrees and squints at tree trunk>

<congratulates self on inventing theatre in the straight-up>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: June 14, 2007 09:00AM

<wonders what kind of play they're going to put on with a troop of militant squirrels>

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