<Works on plan to reintroduce spontanity to Treehouse.>

<requests the necessary permission slips, chits and forms required for a spontaneity plan, along with the three month notice period>

<forms a chit and slips blanket permissions into it>

<wonders where he could get three feely available months from>

<is not completely sure he should have permitted even the unplanned>

worries over 'theoretical geometry' on last page.

thinks that if theoretical geometry should become popular then next step is virtual geometry and tesseracts will abound and fifth, sixth, seventh and eighth walls will appear.

exits to reread 'He built a crooked house' by Heinlein.

thank goodness no 'ducks behind parapets' have evinced themselves.

<ducks behind a parapet>

<wonders why there is a parapet>

<decides parapet would be a good word to define>

<switches threads>

<wonders where the mysterious quacking is coming from>

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Part time Quantum Elephant hollower

<suspects that the local subsidence is causing the plaster to crack>

<wonders if this is the answer to BK's query>

<applies duck tape to cracks, and paints over>

<wonders why Speckles is in a guide dog harness next to ES's belongings>

<ralises that a parapet is an animal that is not highly qualified enough to be a pet but completes some of the more mundane tasks>

<begs Speckles for forgiveness, realises that he would make a good guide elephant>

<Continues to work on Treehouse spontaneity plan.>
<Wonders if anybody else has noticed that Speckles appears to wearing a pin stripe suit>
<Thinks kneeling in front of Speckles might be a mistake as the top of a head can so easily be mistaken for a bun from that angle.>
<Lures CR away with promises of spontaneous adventures elsewhere in the Treehouse.>

<sees slice of carrot cake, takes large bite>
<feels sharp pain in the corner of the mouth>
<finds large hook in mouth...>

<...wakes up in a distant corner of Treehouse>
<finds Timetable for Spontaneous Development pinned to shirt>

<wonders why Fforum has become so prone to inactivity in recent months>

<tumbleweeds proliferate>

<seals bark in the distance>

<suspects those living on the Pacific rim have been a bit busy of late>

<makes notes>

hears notes

pentatonic scale, I think

looks out for attack of lethal bagpipes

stuffs chocolate covered sultanas in ears so cannot hear crunching of chocolate covered peanuts.

recalls Goodies - watches man fight octpus........

<try to regain sense of direction>
<...>

<gives up and follows sound of crunching crunchy coated peanuts>

<Suspects inactivity in Treehouse is caused by threat of imminent spontaneity.>
<Checks PrinzeHilde's documents and discovers the permission slip allowing him to give permission for the unplanned is three months out of date.>
<Relaxes>
<Plans defense plan against panned lethal bagpipe attack.>
<Looks for head sized sandpit.>

<distributes cans of Acme Bagpipe repellant>

<Wonders why cans of Acme Bagpipe repellent only seem to work when the nozzle is pointed directly at your eye.>

<declares bagpipes an endangered species>

<pledges Ecky Thump against non-bagpipe lovers>



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<proudly affliates self with haters of Scottish bagpipes>

<produces regulation Ecky Thump black pudding and prepares for combat>