admits to not having thought about graphite cored pointy sticks as was sucking chocolatey port drink up straw

rereads constitution.

no impediment to above mentioned pointy sticks crossing border

sets up termite breeding facility with aim or producing pointy termites to est pointy sticks.

wonders if needs graphite cored termites

feels that bombarding kitten with Charlesworth chocolate covered peanuts will prove adequate defence

<Likes overhearing the defence plans, and decides they are worth planning invasion for>

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Part time Quantum Elephant hollower

<plans plans to counter the counter-invasion plan>

<plans using a large scale plan of the Treehouse>

<plans to use a plane that's stationed on the plain>

<Draws line in the cocoa, waves banner to rally others to cause>

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Part time Quantum Elephant hollower

<looks up a find sky blotted out by paper>

<tears hole in paper, pokes head through hole>

<waves at ES>

<looks down and sees 3D CR body is popping out of 2D CR outline>

<realises that ES's large scale plan is 12":1'>

<marvels at scale>

<nods at the Fourth Wall>

<engages plan>

<please explain plain plane plan plainly>

<notes MistyCat's questions and claims a speech violation!>

<wonders what the retribution is this hour>

<expresses deep remorse at speech violation>

<wonders if ES's nod at Fourth Wall may have created small localized distortion, somehow converting intended indirect statement to speech, clearly indicating utter lack of personal fault>

<ceases speculation, accepts responsibility, bows head, awaits penalty>

<falls out of a Fifth wall and demands to know who's buggering around with theoretical geometry again>

<mutters to herself "I dunno, there I am in the middle of February, happily typing up a post and *poof* theoretical geometry and it's nearly March and everyone else has cocoa>

<mutters some more, curls into a ball and sulks>

<worries that it's all gone quiet>

<silently watches a tumbleweed drift past>

<stares at the tumbleweed>

<pokes the tumbleweed>

<eats the tumbleweed>

<grumbles at having to break cover>

<ducks from bush to bush as he heads towards Fourth Wall>

<pulls new tumbleweeds into the Treehouse from Outside>

<climbs tree>

<climbs out from under plan>

<folds giant plan into paper plane>

<launches plane, snags tumbleweed and lodges in tree>

<hears stiffled cry>

<Wonders how to get CR free from tree.>
<Attempts to construct rescue ladder from tumbleweed, is baffled by utter lack of success.>
<Decides new plan is called for.>

<grabs a passing tumbleweed and wrestles it into submission>

<fills tumbleweed with helium>

<sends floaty tumbleweed up to CR as a rescue vehicle>

<is surprised that xmorpheus was wondering that it had gone quiet in a silent thread>

<waves to everyone from the plan-plane launch site>
<notices ES waving from tree next to snagged plane>
<joins in rescue effort>
<captures helium-tumbleweed, takes deep breath>
<realises that no possibility of comedic effect in speech-free thread>

<listens to lack of squeaky rabbit voice>

<laughs silently at comedic effect>



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<skillfully weaves tumbleweeds into rope ladder>

<looks way up at lowest branch of tree>

<looks for ladder to climb to tie rope ladder to branch>

<sits down looking for flaw in plan>

<folds MistyCat's flawed plan into paper plane>

<ties rope ladder to paper plane>

<throws paper plane over branch>