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Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: MistyCat (---.dsl.dyn.ihug.co.nz)
Date: June 09, 2011 02:08PM

Discovers at adjective adit and happily consumes allotment grown, largely organic, smoked, healthful, delicious, nutritious, luscious, scrummy, toothsome, palatable, delectable, surprisingly scrumptious, fully vegetarian, yummy, pleasant-tasting turnip Happy Birthday cup cake.

(Uuurrrp.)

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: June 09, 2011 02:09PM

<Realises, with some alarm, that the spoil heap from the adjective mining seems to have landed on CR's zucchini slice. Wonders what effect being "glabrous" and "whilom" will have on the walnuts.>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: June 09, 2011 02:30PM

<wonders at the oxymoronic ramifications of "delectable, surprisingly scrumptious, fully vegetarian">

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.asa.utk.edu)
Date: June 09, 2011 07:22PM

<attempts to hide in dark, dusty, cozy, warm, blanket-stuffed, out-of-the-way, quiet, purple with blue stripes corner.>

<hopes adjective mine is soon re-covered, geg is making a mess!>

<wonders if everyone knows that LOL means laughing out loud, a definite no-no here, if they would also know that LS means laughing silently>

<squishes face into a thoughtful frown and thinks, nah>

<decides the zucchini slices look appetizing, healthy, small, round, green and white, lumpy, cheerful, tasty, and pretty. however, something about them is suspicious so I will stay in my ... corner>

<goodness, what a strange day, even in here...>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.12-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: June 10, 2011 11:20AM

<looks up from under a singularly numerous pile of descriptively arcane, docile and fantastical artefacts and wonders what went on in their absence>

<excavates and hits pun vein>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: June 10, 2011 12:05PM

<Applies tournipquet - to try and prevent the pun vein reaching the allotment.>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: June 10, 2011 12:41PM

<hopes that the current pun does not cause people to make a meal of food-related interjections>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.12-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: June 10, 2011 12:53PM

<remembers the locals are cereal offenders>

<worries that the ensuing thread will be peppered with incidents>

<tries to plug the leek>

<tries to hire workmen they'll only work above celery>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: June 10, 2011 01:32PM

<hopes ES will betroot to his principles>

<suggests he gets a potato clock to ensure work starts on time>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-136.btcentralplus.com)
Date: June 10, 2011 02:23PM

Realises ES's sage remark should read get to work on thyme .I'm sure thats what he mint but will he rue his mistake?

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: June 10, 2011 03:20PM

<lettuce hope that this development doesn't leaves us wilted from the effort>

<tries to stem the stream of silly sentences with a substitute schtick>

<attempts alternative alliterative affectation to jesting japing and joking>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.asa.utk.edu)
Date: June 10, 2011 04:17PM

<decides to abandon corner, and make another effort at finding the pool>

<dodges flying silly alliteratives and grabs door handle, just as it turns into a sandal, manages to get door open anyway>

<worries about just what has been let loose in the Treehouse, and runs faster>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.12-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: June 10, 2011 06:34PM

<spots a deliberate, deadly and decidedly deviant Dalek>

<also spots a banana peel>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: Marit (---.tbcn.telia.com)
Date: June 10, 2011 07:47PM

<watches spotted,deliberate, deadly and decidedly deviant Dalek>

<also watches spotted banana peel)

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: June 11, 2011 01:47PM

<suspects spotted skin is a section of a senseless scheme>

<dodges deliberate deadly and decidedly deviant Dalek>

Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: zendao42 (---.bhm.bellsouth.net)
Date: June 13, 2011 02:37AM

<citing splinter risk, recommends the use of hand sanitizer after touching anything made of wood>

<doesn't know what to do with extra time since washer repair & dryer replacement>

<makes meatless & beanless chilli, feeds those hungry for spicy cuisine>

<sets up small corner in Treehouse for Nook reading, wonders what to call it>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.197.62.90.threembb.co.uk)
Date: June 13, 2011 07:48AM

<sees Zendao42>

<makes note that a visit to the Boardello is overdue>

<hopes everyone knows that the Boardello is Chris Moore's forum and about as anarchic as this place>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: June 14, 2011 10:58AM

<Hopes nobody confuses Zendao's nice nook with the Treehouse bawdy boardello, as the transactions there tend to play havoc with the Treehouse VAT return.>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: June 14, 2011 01:33PM

<nails "Nook Niche" notice over Z's space>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.12-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: June 18, 2011 11:38PM

<returns to Treehouse>

<becomes insecure - some people have their own nooks!>

<hires in an architect and some builders>

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